Herman by Jim Unger for July 02, 2024

The elephant in the room

hmmm he’s still alive?

…peel me a naner, toss me a peanut…

They say you are what you eat.

I live on a diet of banana nut crackers.

Here, have this banana instead.

Plus, with that look, you are scaring the kiddies.

“Hold on, there. Unless you can show me your torn-off ticket stub as proof of admission, you can’t leave the Monkey House!”

zoo spelled backwards is ooz. I need coffee.

Be careful, she may fling something!

She keeps forgetting…..

Maybe she could be part of the beaver exhibit.

He’ll soon be getting called into H.R.

He’s lucky that there’s glass between them.

Duck!!!

Back to your cage.

On US 90 near Elgin Air Base there was a zoo called Sasquatch Zoo. As I was driving by I saw a tall fellow with a full head of hair, very thick beard, and very hairy arms walking away from it.

’He’s escaped!" I declared.

Then I got to thinking about it and went back to the zoo and my family and I had a good time. Since then I think the zoo moved closer to Mobile.

(I have no idea where Sasquatch went.)

This is the pot calling the kettle fat.