Herman by Jim Unger for July 06, 2024

I don’t blame them.

“Now tell him you have a headache!”

Influencer not, intimidater, maybe.

After “Sheena, Queen of the Jungle” mated with a human safari guide, she lost the acquired ability to communicate with wild animals. Indeed, she soon lost her savage good looks and svelte figure, to become a thing to be scorned among animals and humans alike — especially among the Great Apes: No longer “the gorilla of their dreams”.

lmao

Another remake of The Omen?

How can he be so sure it’s her? Maybe it is him they are hiding from.

Wonder how many times he’s thought of doing that too.

I hope that’s just his sister. To think he married her? Ugh.

All but one, apparently

born to be WILD and rule the Great Apes, she was switched at birth by the Storks for a twenty dollar bill.

The Queen has arrived – run!

Aw.

They call her Kong, Queen Kong.

Reminds me of a scene from a Bugs Bunny short, where Bugsy & the Penguin from Hoboken are tied up in a stewpot by fiersome cannibals. One come comes tearing out of the jungle, screaming in terror: “Ibwana! Ibwana! Ibwana!” The tribe takes off and we find the source of the threat … Humphrey Bogart looking for a handout.

She is pretty scary-not pretty just scary!

She should live in a cage. A zoo cage.

My buddy who’s a bit overweight joked that everytime he goes surf fishing a Japanese whaler shows up.

They’re protecting their banana stash.

He probably should run away also.

Best laugh I’ve had all day.

Just take the win and hush.