Yeah, I’ve never been too fond of celery myself either. However, I did find that there are ways to use celery for fun treats, like dipping them in peanut butter.
What does Garfield care what Jon buys so long as lasagna is one of them. Jon likes celery sticks for snacking. Of course, for Garfield, everything about the house is all about him and his needs. He is a cat, afterall. So long as he is abiding within these walls, he is king. That’s why I like outside cats. They can rule all the yard they want, just not MY house.
Actually, here’s a more salient question for Jon – why would you EVER buy celery in the first place? I looks “silly” and tastes odd and basically serves no gustatory purpose that I know, other than as a somewhat awkward vehicle for dip when you lack potato or corn chips…
codycab 4 months ago
I agree with Garfield’s question.
Clarence 4 months ago
It could be on “accident”
RuinQueenofOblivion 4 months ago
Good questions from both of them (though Garfield’s is better).
ImDaRealAni 4 months ago
Garfield has a point!
AllishaDawn 4 months ago
How is there enough room in the fridge to spell something out?
The dude from FL Premium Member 4 months ago
I like celery, I’m not a cook but I like it raw, AND rhubarb which I haven’t had since I stole it from my brothers’ garden a long time ago
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 4 months ago
because you were out of CheezWhiz
lucasasanto15 4 months ago
Good point Garfield
kbyrdleroy123 4 months ago
Garfield better be glad he has a roof over his head and food to eat.
eced52 4 months ago
It’s the only thing you don’t eat, and I have to eat something.
noahproblem 4 months ago
I’ve been through pizza, I’ve been through drinks, I’ve been through it all (THUMP THUMP), Jon stinks…
2AndFour 4 months ago
Maybe Jon wanted to make some juice.
ddl297 4 months ago
Since this beautiful, incredibly complex universe just happened, I guess celery sticks words can, too.
Gent 4 months ago
That he is get for himself cat. Not for you.
edmund_graham 4 months ago
The definition of “Ask a silly question, get a silly answer”
backyardcowboy 4 months ago
Mmmmm Celery pizza!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 4 months ago
I’m not much of a celery fan myself, Gar!
Q4horse 4 months ago
Because they are delicious, especially with cream cheese or peanut butter.
Just-me 4 months ago
Yeah, I’m with Garfield. I’m not a fan of celery, it gives me indigestion.
CrzyDyeman 4 months ago
To go with the buffalo wings. To shovel the blue cheese dressing.
germanvisitor 4 months ago
So you can dress them up again. You remember that is a thing you did, Garfield? You called Jon a cannibal for suggesting to eat them.
CaveCat87 4 months ago
Yeah, I’ve never been too fond of celery myself either. However, I did find that there are ways to use celery for fun treats, like dipping them in peanut butter.
win.45mag 4 months ago
Cuz they’re GREAT with peanut butter !
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago
To hold the peanut butter. Why else?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago
It was all Jon could afford on his celery.
Kaputnik 4 months ago
A real cat wouldn’t object to celery sticks. They are another fun object to bat around and knock under the table.
Goat from PBS 4 months ago
The most useless thing since… kale.
James Lindley Premium Member 4 months ago
To eat peanut butter with.
preacherman Premium Member 4 months ago
What does Garfield care what Jon buys so long as lasagna is one of them. Jon likes celery sticks for snacking. Of course, for Garfield, everything about the house is all about him and his needs. He is a cat, afterall. So long as he is abiding within these walls, he is king. That’s why I like outside cats. They can rule all the yard they want, just not MY house.
Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago
Excellent question Garfield, excellent question.
SusieB 4 months ago
I like celery. We just can’t use a whole bag of it before it goes bad, and precut sticks are expensive
ragsarooni 4 months ago
Touché…….
wellis1947 Premium Member 4 months ago
Actually, here’s a more salient question for Jon – why would you EVER buy celery in the first place? I looks “silly” and tastes odd and basically serves no gustatory purpose that I know, other than as a somewhat awkward vehicle for dip when you lack potato or corn chips…
Otis Rufus Driftwood 4 months ago
For Garfield, those are related topics.
bobbyferrel 4 months ago
Celery. Like eating water with hair in it.
Strawberry King 4 months ago
Celery in a salad is actually alright.
Spider-UK 4 months ago
Fair question Garfield
mistercatworks 4 months ago
It’s easier with celery-stick magnets and you can put it on the outside. :)
M.K.Staffeld 4 months ago
Garfield’s got a point…
Sakumon16 4 months ago
He’s got a point. I love almost all veg, but not celery. It’s rather unpleasant.
alphrita 4 months ago
I love you Garfield.
dbrucepm 4 months ago
did Jon have to buy it? Not nececelery
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 4 months ago
to have with buffalo wings?
anncorr339 4 months ago
Garfield does not like celery Jon
WentHulk 4 months ago
He bought them because they are healthy food Garfield.
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member 4 months ago
Fair question. Just buy celery and cut it yourself!
Pucky 4 months ago
Good question Garfield.
melodymucisa 4 months ago
The answer is: no lasagna
missyhyattfan 4 months ago
LMBO