Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 23, 2024

Not a baseball bat?

That will stop a goalie prowler.

He has a weapon more deadly than that. The Bible says the tongue is full of deadly poison. It is an unruly evil. (James 3: 5-12.)

That is four minutes if you draw blood!

I think about this particular comic occasionally when I see hockey sticks

He has a mean slapshot.

“They say atomic rad-i-ation can hurt your reproductive organs. My answer is, so can a hockey stick. But we don’t stop building them.” ~ Johnny Carson

Invite the Hanson brothers.

I will bring the most dangerous weapon of all: MAN.

To hunt the most dangerous animal of all: MAN.

Is Peppermint Patty’s neighborhood really that dangerous?

A hockey stick? I’d have gone with a baseball bat.

Peppermint Patty could use her sandals as a defensive weapon.

Oh puck it

If only that was the most dangerous weapon devised by man.

Snoopy once went to a boxing match, & a hockey game broke out!

Only 78 days until the NY Rangers begin their 2024/25 season!

Careful Snoop….You might get called for “High Sticking” or “Hooking”!

Try robbing a bank with one of those. “All right buddy, put the money in the bag or I’ll slap shot ya!”

Not being a hockey player in my younger years, I naturally don’t see the power of the stick. But, in my days of soccer, there were some dudes that could put that ball on a dime and aim their kicks to any part of the goal. And lots of those balls were pumped up well over specs so they were hard as rock. That was a weapon.

he’s obviously never been hit with a hurley. (‘sides, hockey players are so padded up, I don’t see how they ever get hurt – well, except for losing teeth)

Take world war two (next doors cat ) as backup !

Its Snoopy, Hijinks will ensue!

Ain’t that just like a beagle, bringing a hockey stick to a gun fight.

Good for you Snoopy you can hit them where it counts

Canada would like a word with you…

true that.

any idea who Sparky supported in the NHL? Always seemed a Bruin’s man to me but then again he lived in the Bay Area (before the Sharks were a team)

Are you gonna hit him with it or challenge him to a shootout?

I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.