Don’t offer to shake hands with this particular customer.
The two guys that have an excuse for wetting their pants. King Midas and Edward scissor hands.
it’s been MIDASIZED
he should perform with MC Hammer
He speaks indistinctly, since his voice is mufflered.
He can use it only as a ‘gold’ card. But he when he tried to use the drive-up window. It went solid gold.
In the 70s, I had a neck scarf that was yellow and had Midas on both ends. It was a Midas muffler. True story
He said with a muffled voice…>!
Maybe you should give him a MasterCard® Titanium®.
This is gold!
“That’s KING Midas to you!”
There’s nothing exactly wrong with it. It’s just that any card he gets will soon turn into a gold card, so why even bother with a platinum card?
“It keeps getting downgraded to Gold…”
all that glitters is not gold
He had to meet Visa-vis with customer service.
He ain’t happy unless it’s gold!
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Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago
Don’t offer to shake hands with this particular customer.
jpsomebody 3 months ago
The two guys that have an excuse for wetting their pants. King Midas and Edward scissor hands.
ꜝ 3 months ago
it’s been MIDASIZED
ꜝ 3 months ago
he should perform with MC Hammer
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
He speaks indistinctly, since his voice is mufflered.
sandpiper 3 months ago
He can use it only as a ‘gold’ card. But he when he tried to use the drive-up window. It went solid gold.
[Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago
In the 70s, I had a neck scarf that was yellow and had Midas on both ends. It was a Midas muffler. True story
InTraining 3 months ago
He said with a muffled voice…>!
uniquename 3 months ago
Maybe you should give him a MasterCard® Titanium®.
royq27 3 months ago
This is gold!
JudyAz 3 months ago
“That’s KING Midas to you!”
Doug K 3 months ago
There’s nothing exactly wrong with it. It’s just that any card he gets will soon turn into a gold card, so why even bother with a platinum card?
ChessPirate 3 months ago
“It keeps getting downgraded to Gold…”
K.Spammerich 3 months ago
all that glitters is not gold
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
He had to meet Visa-vis with customer service.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
He ain’t happy unless it’s gold!