Pickles by Brian Crane for July 03, 2024

manicure

Earl’s treatment was cheaper and he didn’t have to tip.

wonder where he spat the ‘trimmings’

Yech…

Earl, show her your pedicure!

Earl nailed it!

I got MY nails done, too. They’re out in the garage with my hammer

Did you get your nails done for me? … Gnaw. I gnawed them for myself.

Earl has basically the same idea as those pre-torn up jeans that are so popular with women.

Wow – he is QUITE the nibbler

“Do my chewed up nails make me look rugged? Or like an anxious basket case? Uh… Asking for a friend!”

Ha! Nailed it!

You still can do that with falsies?

Right to the bone.

Gnawed by a gnu.

Impressive at his age.

I have not bitten my nails in a very long time. Not a great habit.