Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 02, 2024

One time I had $46 altogether. One time there were 858 people. This reminds me of the ending of a Henry Winkler movie with Buster Keaton in it. He yelled at a guy because he was giving crappy room service when he’d order a sandwich.

$45 for one sandwich? I hope it was REAL good.

Probably just needed that 5 ounce bottle of wine from the mini bar for $26.

When you really think about it, it’s disgusting!

and don’t forget to tip the room service!

No chair to sits? A budget hotel eh.

Don’t ever take a black light into a hotel room. You’ll regret it. Sometimes ignorance is bliss

Not to mention the people who played the saxophone in the bed.

… not to mention all of us readers sitting here on our computers, pads, and phones watching you sit on that bed eating that sandwich!

And they forgot your side of Ruffles chips.

It’s not the sleeping that should be bothering you…

The bedspreads are notoriously filthy bodily fluids.

Life’s a beach (censored) and then you die. My mom used to always say that we’d either make it or we won’t … she didn’t, which has started to make me think …!

Food for thought. :)

Ever shine a black-light on their bedspread? Well, I did, and from then on pulled the spreads off and tossed them into a distant corner. ’Lots of travailing as an AT$T middle manager. No airports since my 2K retirement.