Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for July 21, 2024

Resign, Fillmore. Let him rep himself. Maybe he’ll go away for a while.

That’s what being a bottom feeder will do to your brain!!!

While it is your right to speak in your defence, sometimes it really is a bad idea for some people.

YIKES!! This could easily become political!

Attach a lie detector to him that will shock him each time he lies, and maybe that will get him to tell the truth.

Does he have to lie? Couldn’t he just fall asleep while sitting?

His answers will be so crabby, they will throw him out of court.

Too crabby to win.

I watch 48 Hours, people lie in court all of the time.

Who put a video cam in the white house ???

I prefer to selectively tell the truth.

Yes, you’re sunk—but you can bill him anyway.

Now I understand why Hawthorne is orange.

I must have missed something …… but "WHY’ is Hawthorn ….. going to court ……. not to say that he doesn’t deserve to be tried for something …….. ;)

You might as well start boiling the pot of water now.

You should have dared him not to lie in court.

As long as he doesn’t start laying in court…

Hawthorne will get off on a technicality. The moment he opens his mouth the jury will decide he’s too stupid to commit the crime.

If you are going to lie in court, you need to be trained to lie. Like, you know, cops…

If you are going to lie in court, you need to be trained to lie well. Like cops.

Did I miss something? Why is Hawthorne going to court?

Hawthorne: Once a liar…!