The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 01, 2024

simon says be scary!

The Monster Mash is just scary-wild in Pandemonium.

“I fall to pieces”!

When Dracula leads this game, he puts a special waxy substance on his face that helps him hypnotize the players just by staring at them. The product is called Simon-eyes.

Don’t leave yet, Frankie. He didn’t say “Simon says”.

Shouldn’t that be a zombie?

If he want´s to make a hit he should go to LA, near Burbank.

“♫ Breaking up is hard to do. ♫”

Give them a break, Frankie and Johnny are lovers.

Frankie! Pull yourself together!

Technically he is standing on both his legs. He’s standing on one leg, on the other leg.

But at least he still has a leg to stand on.

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