Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 28, 2024

Although many may rave about French baguettes, they are probably not made with a more healthier whole grain wheat flour and that crispy crust can sure lead to a sore mouth.

Pom-pom crabs are very small.

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Because they don’t like fast food.

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I removed the shell from my racing snail.

I thought it would make it faster, but if anything it’s more sluggish.

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Two snails where on the back of a turtle. One snail turns to the other and says -

Hang on Fred, here we go!

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How do snails fight?

They slug it out.

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Why did a snail cross a road?

We don’t know. It hasn’t made it across yet.

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Why are there more slugs in the world than snails?

Because slugs don’t wear protection.

And the Himalayan Monal is also quite delicious, tastes like chicken.

I don’t believe they made a 461’ baguette! They use the metric system!

Now taking bets on the next heavyweight bout: Pom-Pom Crab vs. Mantis Shrimp

461 ft long baguette— that’s 140.5 meters. Is there a significance to that?

But they ran out of cold cuts halfway through

Where did the French find a 461 ft. oven to bake that bread?