Because they don’t like fast food.
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I removed the shell from my racing snail.
I thought it would make it faster, but if anything it’s more sluggish.
Two snails where on the back of a turtle. One snail turns to the other and says -
Hang on Fred, here we go!
How do snails fight?
They slug it out.
Why did a snail cross a road?
We don’t know. It hasn’t made it across yet.
Why are there more slugs in the world than snails?
Because slugs don’t wear protection.
Because they don’t like fast food.
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I removed the shell from my racing snail.
I thought it would make it faster, but if anything it’s more sluggish.
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Two snails where on the back of a turtle. One snail turns to the other and says -
Hang on Fred, here we go!
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out.
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Why did a snail cross a road?
We don’t know. It hasn’t made it across yet.
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Why are there more slugs in the world than snails?
Because slugs don’t wear protection.