His probation will consist of one of his staff answering a phone call and saying yes, he’s behaving himself. No having to show up in person or answering that he’s looking for work.
A pepperoni pizza (always pepperoni). Turkey pepperoni, beef pepperoni, extra spicy pepperoni… Take it, or else the bird will take it. I can’t read the sippy cup.
Anyone else think the reason Traitor Trump has been avoiding his required probationary drug test, more than the obvious reasons, is he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s on medication for his mental decline?
The bad orange man will be one state over at a rally in Philadelphia tonight. Weekend at Bernie’s Joe is spending a week off the campaign trail while prepping for the debate.
Get your orange ankle monitors quickly before they sell out. Lets you keep track of your fellow magats movements. Endorsed by T the Felon. $76.66 plus s&h. No refunds. Batteries not included.
He’s so fat the Galaxy always knows where he’s at. If their are aliens out there and they have the capability, they are definitely keeping an eye on Felon.
It has occurred to this old ape-man, bannon will have no booze in prison. Whatever sort of place they dump him, no booze. Well, if a bum’s been boozin’ for 40 years and then he’s shut off, he’s gonna be in a real bad state.
My father in law had a stroke around 1990. He was taken to an ER in Hayward, CA. He answered the standard questions with, "It’s 1946 and I’m somewhere outside of Sacramento. He recovered his cognitive skills. Trump doesn’t need to have a stroke to match my father in law.
Clay, your cartoons are awesome. No sh¡t, and I really want to buy a couple rats one named Michael and the other named Jordan and teach them to play basketball on tiny hoops.
Radish the wordsmith 11 days ago
Leader of the radical right wing degenerate republican party
Concretionist 11 days ago
Sippy sez “Feeble Felon”
Flashaaway 11 days ago
His probation will consist of one of his staff answering a phone call and saying yes, he’s behaving himself. No having to show up in person or answering that he’s looking for work.
danketaz Premium Member 11 days ago
Ankle monitors help.
knutdl 11 days ago
A pepperoni pizza (always pepperoni). Turkey pepperoni, beef pepperoni, extra spicy pepperoni… Take it, or else the bird will take it. I can’t read the sippy cup.
knutdl 11 days ago
Biden is enjoying an Van Leeuwen ice cream.
rossevrymn 11 days ago
It’s the ankle bracelet, he monitors it on his phone.
cdward 11 days ago
In an electric boat with a shark.
PraiseofFolly 11 days ago
“For He’s a Jolly Good Felon!”
eclairewl Premium Member 11 days ago
He needs something to keep his mouth shut.
mourdac Premium Member 11 days ago
Hopefully on July 11 we’ll know exactly where he’ll be for a while.
Adolf Trump 11 days ago
Wouldn’t it be delicious, if Stormy was the host for the debate? Or Hilary? Nancy P.? Maybe all of them?
Grandma Lea 11 days ago
There was an old term put a sock in it; with tRump it is the whole used sock drawer, and that is just to cover his bad breath!
GiantShetlandPony 11 days ago
Anyone else think the reason Traitor Trump has been avoiding his required probationary drug test, more than the obvious reasons, is he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s on medication for his mental decline?
The Nodding Head 10 days ago
When you perpetually have your head up your own patootie you always know where you are
Godfreydaniel 10 days ago
Why hasn’t the convicted felon, Traitor Trump, been given a drug test? It is supposed to be mandatory for all convicted felons!
DC Swamp 10 days ago
The bad orange man will be one state over at a rally in Philadelphia tonight. Weekend at Bernie’s Joe is spending a week off the campaign trail while prepping for the debate.
Ally2005 10 days ago
Get your orange ankle monitors quickly before they sell out. Lets you keep track of your fellow magats movements. Endorsed by T the Felon. $76.66 plus s&h. No refunds. Batteries not included.
LeeGP 10 days ago
Hands cup over. “That’s nice. Please fill this up. NOW.”
artjohn42 10 days ago
Looks like a looming showdown between iconic NYC fauna.
piper_gilbert 10 days ago
I’ve seen Trump forget where he is at his rallies. It’s on video.
Chazz 10 days ago
He’s so fat the Galaxy always knows where he’s at. If their are aliens out there and they have the capability, they are definitely keeping an eye on Felon.
Teto85 Premium Member 10 days ago
Biden might have 99 problems, but 34 felonies and counting ain’t none of them.
Adolf Trump 10 days ago
It has occurred to this old ape-man, bannon will have no booze in prison. Whatever sort of place they dump him, no booze. Well, if a bum’s been boozin’ for 40 years and then he’s shut off, he’s gonna be in a real bad state.
Search Alcohol Withdrawal oooh, sounds nasty. ):-)
That’s all. Just thought I’d share.
ferddo 10 days ago
Just like when he went wandering around during his debate with Hillary…
Gnork 10 days ago
Trump isn’t prepping for the debate. That would require an attention span of more than two minutes.
willie_mctell 10 days ago
My father in law had a stroke around 1990. He was taken to an ER in Hayward, CA. He answered the standard questions with, "It’s 1946 and I’m somewhere outside of Sacramento. He recovered his cognitive skills. Trump doesn’t need to have a stroke to match my father in law.
Chazz 10 days ago
Clay, your cartoons are awesome. No sh¡t, and I really want to buy a couple rats one named Michael and the other named Jordan and teach them to play basketball on tiny hoops.
librarylady59 10 days ago
Feeble fellow. Love it.