Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 13, 2024

Let them battle it out.

Ask the kids.

My dad had a t-shirt that said “I’m not afraid I’ve got two daughters”. Funny enough, it was bought for him by our brother.

The tiebreaker is the number of kids not currently in jail.

Like in one of the Seinfeld episodes, one of those shirts needs to say “Number #1 Dad”. Then you can argue if “Number #1” beats “World’s Greatest”. (It’s GO time!)

No, it’s a t-shirt.

How about “world’s okayest dad”

Coffee cups are a lot less controversial.

It’s called a ‘pinch gift’ for when nothing else comes to mind.

Mine says

“World’s Greatest Dad

Honorable Mention”

My kids have my sense of humor.

Yeah, they both have ties that say “World’s Greatest Dad, Also”.

Fortunately there’s no limit on how many there can be, as they all have biased judges.

uh oh… I think I see a fight comin’ on…!!

Polyamorous? Dady amorous? Poly Dady amorous?