Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 09, 2024

Just another day at Billy Bob Buford’s and his cousin/wife.

Wow. SMH

Jeff Foxworthy knows these folks personally.

Lil’ Colin there attending to the fire.

. . . the good life . . .

If this is your white “stereotype” family Don, do a black family now. No father, obese welfare momma, and 7 kids from 7 baby daddies, that are all in prison.

Looks about right to me.

What? No MAGA hat?

If it wasn’t for low class I wouldn’t have no class at all…

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee………Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!!!!!!

They are clearing the trailer parks and putting up upscale apartments with monthly rent higher than the trailer is worth.

Perfect!

On initial look I wondered if this was a depiction of the Bowman family back around the time of the Reagan administration, but then on second thought I remembered that JD “Vance” exaggerated his hillbilly childhood life in his book — by about a billion percent.

(It’s OK to change your name from the one on your birth certificate if you’re a man on the 2024 GOP presidential ticket, but that is the only time (unlessin’ you be a wummins who gets herself married). But a’course it ain’t never OK for none a’ them there trannies who thinks they be a wummins, or a chicken$hit male who just wants to beat up on female boxers, to change yer name. It needs to be made illegal.

People changin’ their names ‘cause they are wummins who wants to be men and vicey-versey ain’t gonna be a thing no more if’n God’s will be done this November and Donald Trump becomes our president agin’. Project 2025’ll see to that!

We got so pale, we lost our red necks.

Amazing how easy cartoonists can lampoon poor white people, but God help you if you lampoon a minority.

A scene from the upcoming movie based on the book by J.D. Vance. The fire is tended by little Jimmy Bowman.

Young J.D. Vance on the fire!

Guess who just got kicked out of the NOVID club? This guy.

These folks have been “isolating” in the hills for decades.

I love the fly leaving the house thru the hole in the screen like it can’t stand the mess inside. and the mouse looking out longingly.

Life is good. For certain meanings of “good”.

Debt free.

These are the people that invariably have a MAGA sign in their yard. What do they stand to gain with that loser at the helm again?