bacon by Lonnie Millsap for June 28, 2024

Wrong end?

Well, it’s the unpleasant cleaning of rectal thermometers after their use, you know.

I believe that thermometers exist, but I don’t worship them.

He doesn’t believe in rubber gloves either…

Even worse, he is a nose-picker.

Says the doctor with three fingers on his hand!!

I said, “pull my finger.”

Doc’s giving him the finger.

You don’t know where his finger has been.

I’d bite him.