Thanks to Clay Jones’ excellent and informative newsletter, I’m now aware that Putin and Kim are both 5 feet 7 inches tall. By the way, according to Wikipedia, the average height of adult men in North Korea is 5 feet 5 inches tall, so Kim can literally look down on them. North Korean adult women average 5 feet 1 inch.
“I Know What America’s Leading C.E.O.s Really Think of Donald Trump.He has the lowest level of corporate support in the history of the Republican Party.” -Jeffrey A. Sonnenfeld
Clay’s blog made the point that Putin himself thinks his poodle, Traitor Trump, will lose the election. Otherwise no need to beg conventional weapons from Kim (possibly in exchange for nukes). Traitor Trump wants us out of NATO, after all, because his owner Putin wants us out.
First off, Fern…Sorry not sorry I offended you with a cartoon making fun of your fascist heroes. You must be devastated.
Second, I’m glad you’re now accepting Snopes as the referee/judge on what is and isn’t facts. When someone in the future uses Snopes to point out one of your lies, remember, you have endorsed Snopes.
Third, who are you to demand someone apologize for lying when you are the biggest liar on GoComics who can’t go a day without lying? The only days you don’t lie on GoComics are the days you spend in timeout.
Fourth, you’ve shown in the past that in addition to struggling with the truth, you struggle with reading comprehension.
Fifth, I didn’t lie. I never lie. You need to go read the MAGA cartoonists if you want to read lies. Donald Trump did say there were “very fine people on both sides” just like he endorsed people injecting disinfectant. One of those sides had Nazis with tiki torches. “Very fine people” do NOT march with Nazis. Even people who are only a little bit fine don’t march with Nazis. Donald Trump assigned a moral equivalence between anti-racism protesters and Nazis.
biden sent out two letters one to isreal:we will continue to ensure isreal has what it needs to to defend itself against terrorism in accordance with international humanitarian law. another to palestinians: we mourn the many palestinians who have been of sounds like both sides have “very fine people” you claim you don’t lie but you also don’t tell the truth trump NEVER said to inject bleach… he stated sun exposure and cleaning agents like bleach can kill the virus when it lingers on surfaces and remarked on the effectiveness of those methods and wondered if they could help address infections in the human body.
By the way, for those who didn’t get my joke about Al Capone, it was from the movie “The Untouchables.” Robert De Niro played ol’ Al. (Of course, Traitor Trump is nearly as scared of De Niro as he is of Nancy Pelosi…..)
Trump’s buddy Kim shot up his uncle with an anti aircraft gun. Trump’s buddy Putin preferers defenestration or poison. Vengeful lying criminal Trump turns his mafia and Maga thugs on his enemies.
Flashaaway 8 days ago
I wonder what Trump’s preferred method of dispatch will be?
Concretionist 8 days ago
Fish’s sign says “Do Not Flush”.
Not to worry: Neither of them is embarassable no matter WHAT they’re doing.
sipsienwa Premium Member 8 days ago
Do not push the dog off. Please.
rekam Premium Member 8 days ago
Pizza rat is safely inside.
phritzg Premium Member 8 days ago
Thanks to Clay Jones’ excellent and informative newsletter, I’m now aware that Putin and Kim are both 5 feet 7 inches tall. By the way, according to Wikipedia, the average height of adult men in North Korea is 5 feet 5 inches tall, so Kim can literally look down on them. North Korean adult women average 5 feet 1 inch.
robcarroll1213 8 days ago
“My idols.”
~Donald Trump
dukafinare 8 days ago
Off topic:
“I Know What America’s Leading C.E.O.s Really Think of Donald Trump.He has the lowest level of corporate support in the history of the Republican Party.” -Jeffrey A. Sonnenfeld
Groucho & Redd Panda 8 days ago
The world’s two greatest living cowards.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 8 days ago
trump prefers his goons do the dirty work with a hint about what to do
casonia2 8 days ago
Since Putin will be taking over Trump’s presidency, he’ll handle the defenestrations, with or without dogs.
piper_gilbert 8 days ago
I wonder why I feel Donald Trump is taking notes.
Godfreydaniel 8 days ago
Another of Traitor Trump’s idols is Al Capone, but I doubt if Trump has enough strength to swing a baseball bat…..
Ally2005 8 days ago
Vlad, Does Russia has some spare wild dogs you could send me? I think I’m going to have a wild dog shortage.
Godfreydaniel 8 days ago
Clay’s blog made the point that Putin himself thinks his poodle, Traitor Trump, will lose the election. Otherwise no need to beg conventional weapons from Kim (possibly in exchange for nukes). Traitor Trump wants us out of NATO, after all, because his owner Putin wants us out.
Fern 8 days ago
Stupid meaningless cartoon….anyways
Hey Clay, Snopes just came out with a warning to Biden, proving that Trump never said the tiki guys were very fine people.
Seven years too late, but just in time for the debate…
So, your favorite hoax has been debunked, you should publicly apologize for lying for so long, then retire.
clayjonz creator 8 days ago
First off, Fern…Sorry not sorry I offended you with a cartoon making fun of your fascist heroes. You must be devastated.
Second, I’m glad you’re now accepting Snopes as the referee/judge on what is and isn’t facts. When someone in the future uses Snopes to point out one of your lies, remember, you have endorsed Snopes.
Third, who are you to demand someone apologize for lying when you are the biggest liar on GoComics who can’t go a day without lying? The only days you don’t lie on GoComics are the days you spend in timeout.
Fourth, you’ve shown in the past that in addition to struggling with the truth, you struggle with reading comprehension.
Fifth, I didn’t lie. I never lie. You need to go read the MAGA cartoonists if you want to read lies. Donald Trump did say there were “very fine people on both sides” just like he endorsed people injecting disinfectant. One of those sides had Nazis with tiki torches. “Very fine people” do NOT march with Nazis. Even people who are only a little bit fine don’t march with Nazis. Donald Trump assigned a moral equivalence between anti-racism protesters and Nazis.
thornton mellon 8 days ago
biden sent out two letters one to isreal:we will continue to ensure isreal has what it needs to to defend itself against terrorism in accordance with international humanitarian law. another to palestinians: we mourn the many palestinians who have been of sounds like both sides have “very fine people” you claim you don’t lie but you also don’t tell the truth trump NEVER said to inject bleach… he stated sun exposure and cleaning agents like bleach can kill the virus when it lingers on surfaces and remarked on the effectiveness of those methods and wondered if they could help address infections in the human body.
willie_mctell 8 days ago
Meeting of the minds = synergy.
Godfreydaniel 8 days ago
By the way, for those who didn’t get my joke about Al Capone, it was from the movie “The Untouchables.” Robert De Niro played ol’ Al. (Of course, Traitor Trump is nearly as scared of De Niro as he is of Nancy Pelosi…..)
Mike Baldwin creator 8 days ago
¨Great¨ minds think alike.
2cat 8 days ago
a real “you got chocolate on my peanut-butter’” moment
Walter Kocker Premium Member 8 days ago
I think the Defenestration of Pyongyang – sounds like it bounces . . .
Pyong – YANG!
(I hate it when ya gotta ’splain ’em).
Zuhl's Wife 8 days ago
Defenestration for all our political enemies. After all, WWPD (What Would Putin Do)?
sincavage05 8 days ago
Great!! Now we have a competition to see who’s the biggest despot.
Radish the wordsmith 8 days ago
Trump’s buddy Kim shot up his uncle with an anti aircraft gun. Trump’s buddy Putin preferers defenestration or poison. Vengeful lying criminal Trump turns his mafia and Maga thugs on his enemies.