Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 02, 2024

His GPS (Galactic Positioning System) must be malfunctioning.

I had an old t-shirt with Milky Way Galaxy with an Arrow pointed at Earth that said, “You are Here”.

I just wish Dave showed the MilkyWay here too.

A pale blue dot.

Oh, of course.

He’s a real nowhere man.

But how do they know?

All that technology….

Your destination is second to the right, and straight on till morning.

should be an easy sign to make

How very Zaphod Bebblebrox

If you are here, then you are lost.

We are in the Galactic boondocks.

They know how to use paper maps?

Looks like it should say YOU ARE NAKED.

Handy. Where can I find one?

U.C. or Freestate territory?

Should have been a monolith…

Serves you right, that’s what you get when you use Apple maps on Carplay.

Interesting; trying to display a three-D object(solar system) on a plane.

He should take a picture of it with his Galaxy phone.

Should have made a left turn at Albuquerque. :)

“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.” — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

(Perhaps should be updated to “Apple watches”)

This is what they showed Betty Hill.

Where the heck is the bathroom?

Looks like like we missed the exit !

Unfortunately, the little Alien’s room isn’t marked. Pshaw.

You are here…but Dave isn’t.

“Man, this might be really helpful if it were in 3-D. Humans!”