That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 24, 2024

/// When Fast Dancer was asked why his face

had that hand-print, and why in that place,

what he answered was quirky:

“Me tried drawing a turkey.”

(His “dumb Injun act” was a disgrace.)

Running Bear had a sign of domestic abuse across his face.

Whitecloud made the mistake in answering the question; “does this dress make me look fat?”,

Guess who invented the face-palm!

How?

Who knew Indians were into finger painting.

Is this the face that launched a thousand quips?/

If so, it needs some timely skin care tips:/

Some words from someone older and much wiser:/

When morning comes, remove your moisturizer!

“When I’m on a scalping foray/

No matter what critics say/

Come what may (and it may !)/

At the end of the day/

I still prefer Oil of Olay !”

Looks like a member of the Millennial tribe.

Said the wrong thing to Mawsquaw!

Some people just put their kids’ “hand art” up on the fridge.

“Darling, May I be terribly blunt?/

Is THAT look what you really want?/

You look like you’ve strayed/

To a Gay Pride Parade:/

But you’re leading a buffalo hunt..”

Probably not the last time he’d grab a woman’s behind, but next time won’t be someone with paint on her hands

He’s not actually a Native American; he just wants to be in a Village People tribute band.

Meanwhile Running Bare had a similar red mark on his tuckus.

Face painting came AFTER hand painting.

Appears Mike Tyson was not the first to face tat.

looks like he met Will Smith

“Well, shut my mouth and call me Fast! John Revolting’s got nothin’ on your dance moves!”

It was the last time he ignored a person who said “Talk to the hand!”

The less well known second non-Sicillian to be inducted into the Corlone “family”.

Talking too much during the sneak attack, his buddy had to hold his hand over his mouth.

He kept saying to Running Water, I no want to do it….until she finally shut him up!

He severely misunderstood the tribe’s DEI initiatives.

Sorry, but I think this one is in bad taste. It borders on racist.

Times are tough for Running Bear. He’s living hand-to-mouth.

They say that charcoal-based skin-care products do much to enhance one’s complexion.

Regarding reading product directions, Fast Dancer is a literalist … Apply manually, indeed!

That is White Cloud and after that episode, he invented toilet paper.

Wash-ka-mon-ya, Fast Dancer, a Warrior: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Iowa (tribe)" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, Brave, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string .520, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting, including the museum’s Description. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3343 (June 24, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by him have been used here, the October 8, 2020, strip being the prior.

running with spoon was naughty and dark cloud slapped him.

If the women don’t find you handsome, at least be handy.

“Wash-Ka-Mon-Ya, Fast Dancer, A Warrior”, 1844

To open precut pineapple, hold here; use other hand to grasp top and lift.