The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 02, 2024

Problem is, not all of them are good.

And they are all because of Brutus, I bet.

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”—Mark Twain

She’s all character.

Yes, she’s a character, a bad one.

Out of the mouth of …… babes!!!

\SHMIRK/

Who’s the kid? He sounds like a character.

Wonder if he is on a mission for Brutus

Her witch hat hair shows what kind of character she has.

She’s got character in places Wilberforce really doesn’t want to know about.

Calvin’s dad would be so proud.

Gouge

Score one for Wilberforce!

The other day I was jokingly complaining about my wrinkles to my wife.

I said “I have so many wrinkles that I make a shar pei look smooth.”

I’m also waiting for a phone call from Jane Seymour.

Brutus trained him well…

I was with my daughter, early 40s, and saw an eyelash on her face. As I looked closer, it was a small wrinkle. She said “thanks dad!”

Her daughter married very well, a Gentleman. No doubt Mother Gargle husband skipped town, maybe the Country.

Brutus would be proud of you young Wilberforce .

A chip off the ol’ block.

Could you explain the hair too, Ramona?

Way to go Wilberforce!

The old battle axe has more wrinkles than a pure blood Shar pei!

Having a ‘lot of character’ can often be seen as a bad thing. The same as when someone is mentioned as having a big personality, as that often translates to a loud, opinionated and obnoxious person

is that why some people wear lotion to keep certain characters from showing. :j

Nice burn

The Hag has Crags, not Wrinkles or Character.

Attaboy kid……attaboy son o’ Brutus!

Your grandmother treats your father badly. She’s a snarky old bag.

Wilberforce is channeling his dad!

Kind of a backhanded compliment. I’m not sure she saw it that why though.

I wonder if Brutus realizes that when is wife gets older she is going resemble her mother.

ba dum tss

FTW

I sure hope Brutus was in the next room and heard that little exchange. He deserves a good laugh at Mother Gargle’s expense!

Bam!! A Wilberforce mic drop!! Well stated, Young Padawan!!

strange to be developing so much character this late in life when i lacked it up to now… ☺

From the mouths of children…

“Kids Say The Darndest things” – the show originally hosted by Art Linkletter 1959 to 1967, with latter versions by others.

Score!!!

Mother G is just a character.

Yes a character but from Cinderella, The wizard of Oz or Tales from the crypt?