Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 03, 2024

that was a real pain in the butt?

Wait ’til they put a match to that dangle.

Your fuse is the same size so you still have a short fuse.

It may feel better, but you’ve lost direction.

It’s nice to no longer have a stick up …

That’s why he walks like he has a stick up his butt

We had nothing but firecracker cartoons the past 3 days.

You look better too.

It probably just wasn’t sized right or not lubricated. Otherwise, “things” there can feel quite good.

So many people would feel better if they also…did the same.

Somebody’s got a stick up his -

Now to fly freely, randomly, and chase people and small animals around the neighborhood.

Yeah, I can see how that might be a little irritating.

I’m sure you do.

A lot of managers seem to have a rod up their butt. Just stick a broom head on the end and we can get something useful out of management. When they walk about the place, they can clean up at the same time

Must refrain from – commenting !

I think the stick makes them crave the release of the rocket launch. Ahhhhhh.

But now he lacks all sense of direction.

He always feels better when he takes his stick out.

Ha! Easier to have a blast when you’re not stuck up.

I know some people who need to remove the stick.

It won’t feel so good when he takes off sideways without his stabilizing tail.

In the past, he’s been a bit stuck up.

The real Count Dracula got the name Vlad the Impaler using a wooden pole up the butt. Impaling involved a wooden or metal pole inserted through the genitals to the victim’s mouth, shoulders or neck. It would often take hours, if not days, for the victim to finally die.