(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, Brave, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 1424, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3344 (June 25, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.
Hendrik was the discoverer of the Head Back Reflector. It made those new fangled ear trumpets obsolete. He could now hear a mouse scratching two rooms away!
Hendrik, having fruitlessly exhausted all other avenues, decided to make a bold move and try one of those kinky websites. This was his dating profile pic titled “Hendrik on the half shell.” Hobbies include: digging for clams, long walks on the beach, and polishing bed knobs.
rmremail 6 months ago
Hey, Charles, are you compensating for something?
rmremail 6 months ago
Sorry, I just sneezed and this happened.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 6 months ago
Somewhere there is a fox missing its tail.
Solstice*1947 6 months ago
/// “Portrait of a Man”— somewhat surreal.
What conceals can, if studied, reveal.
His red mustache and beard
eclipsed how he appeared,
and kept samples of every past meal.
Ubintold 6 months ago
ZZtop’s great grandfather.
Bilan 6 months ago
Hendrik discovered the principle of gravity 19 years before Newton. But he realized it with his hair, not an apple.
Jml58 6 months ago
By not shaving he saved phe price of a razor and shaving soap. He also saved the price of a tie.
Call me Ishmael 6 months ago
The whiskbroom that hangs from his chin/
Obscures an adorable grin./
You probably knew/
That the darn thing was grew/
To distinguish himself from his twin.///
It started out just as a stubble/
But he quickly outdistanced his “double”../
Who was growing his own/
But was swiftly outgrown:/
That’s when he thought: “Shave? Why take the trouble ?”
Call me Ishmael 6 months ago
In the long run, there’s simply no telling/
Where it’s going if it keeps on swelling:/
But his wife is concerned/
For she fears she’ll be spurned/
When it squeezes them out of their dwelling..
Exasperated999 6 months ago
The irony of baldness
Call me Ishmael 6 months ago
What makes the beard truly unique/
(And their future distressingly bleak)/
With domestic dissension/
I neglected to mention:/
It’s been growing for barely a week..
Slowly, he turned... 6 months ago
Its amazing what a nit comb will do!
Kornfield Kounty 6 months ago
… and known as the original ‘Quicker Picker Upper’
The Wolf In Your Midst 6 months ago
Absolutely terrified of having a “nip slip”.
Buzzworld 6 months ago
Jonathan came to realization that as he stroked his beard it got longer and his hair got shorter.
aerotica69 6 months ago
Portrait of James-Earl “Cueball” Scoggins, founder of the Duck Dynasty.
mokspr Premium Member 6 months ago
“Seriously! There are squirrels living in my beard and PETA has an injunction stopping me from shaving!”
Rev Phnk Ey 6 months ago
For years, Hendrick had mistakenly used his hair growth elixir as his after shave.
Linguist 6 months ago
Pictured above is Séan á Sionnach, Irish cousin of Jan van Vos. He was sly about his age but bristled at the suggestion that he used Grecian Formula®.
Ken Holman Premium Member 6 months ago
Once he got rid of the spiders, beetles, and that nasty little flying thing he didn’t even recognize, his beard finally was presentable.
mabrndt Premium Member 6 months ago
Portrait of a man:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Paintings of bearded men" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, Brave, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 1424, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3344 (June 25, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.
MissScarlet Premium Member 6 months ago
Hendrik was the discoverer of the Head Back Reflector. It made those new fangled ear trumpets obsolete. He could now hear a mouse scratching two rooms away!
6turtle9 6 months ago
Hendrik, having fruitlessly exhausted all other avenues, decided to make a bold move and try one of those kinky websites. This was his dating profile pic titled “Hendrik on the half shell.” Hobbies include: digging for clams, long walks on the beach, and polishing bed knobs.
Call me Ishmael 6 months ago
He signed himself “Baked in Alaska”/
But he’s much too shy ever to ask a/
Girl to join him for sex/
(He’s an Oedipus Rex)/
As for “beach walks” – he lives in Nebraska.
d1234dick Premium Member 6 months ago
soon he will have a great comeover.
markkahler52 6 months ago
If it gets any longer, you’ll have to BUTTON it!!
Blatherskite 6 months ago
Some thought he was putting on airs,
But he learned to endure their rude stares.
He was first in his nation
To own a kapok plantation,
and was merely displaying his wares.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 6 months ago
As his red beard grew longer his wife moved closer to the neighbor Fredo!