Clay Jones for June 26, 2024

Where’s a coyote when you need one?

Maybe you have to rent one from Acme.

The Ankle Monitor is winning the debate!

Turn off his MOUTH!

The camera that’s aimed at the one who’s not speaking should also be turned off. After all, voices are not the only form of communication. I can’t imagine Drumpf will be able to stand still patiently and quietly while President Biden is speaking.

2 thumbs up, Clay.

Even with all that beeping, cadaver Joe is still sound asleep. Well drawn Clay!

So even when it’s Biden’s turn to speak trump will be 3 feet from an open mic? Yeah, that’ll end well.

This debate should be done as a zoom meeting. CNN controls the feed. That way everything is on record. We will be able to see what both were doing when the other is talking.

Once again showing that the bottomless pit is missing its bottom.

That could be a schmuck detector. (Always going off around tfg.)

But what will it take to finally turn the GOP voters off from Trump?

Will we hear any credible proposals to unite, strengthen, and proactively improve our severely partisan nation?

Two questions:

1) Can Trump’s ankle monitor be replaced with a shock collar during the debate?

2) If the answer to my first question is YES, then may I have a turn to push the button?

You know, I’m glad President Biden made it such an easy choice because I could never support a convicted rapist and felon who is also facing charges of being a traitor. But then again, I’m a woke liberal elite and not brain dead MAGAt trash.

I wonder if Trump will try skulking behind Joe and creeping up on him as he did with Hillary.

I got budweiser, fritos and cheezwhiz…I’m ready for the rumble!

Geez. what a load of crapp. A debate between a drooling, slobbering, ranting imbecile and the President of The United States. Who had this idea?

If I wuz Biden, I’d bring my German Shepard, that likes to bite guys. trump is scared of dogs, almost as much as he’s scared of women and sharks.

The Washington Post reports a majority of voters in swing states believe Trump would do a better job of protecting democracy than Biden.

Oh, I thought he was sharting. 74,000,000, you get closer to your idiot hero than I ever would; is that what trumpster fire sounds like when he sharts?:

Is there proof that Trump wears an ankle monitor?

That beeping could be Biden’s Life Alert monitor.

It’s going off because it detects trump’s lies.

Can tRump wear an ankle bracelet with bone spurs?

Please don’t feed the Ferntroll von Shitzenpantz.

DC Swamp gives a whole new meaning to ’’stupid’’.

“Wide load backing up!”

Speculation is that the von Shitzenpantz campaign is planning to announce the winner of the vice a$$ kisser contest on Friday because Diaper Don is likely to look stupid in the debate.

Someone needs to send Trump a Candy-Gram and have it delivered by a Land Shark.