Mike Luckovich for June 26, 2024

Good one Mike!

Mendacious Megalomaniac can’t feed his brain, because he has none.

Qanon/MAGAt conspiracy nuts are doing their mental gymnastics to slander Biden. Meanwhile, 16 Nobel economists have found trump’s economic plan will be ruinous to the economy.

Question: Who is dumber……tRump or his MAGA’t followers?

The right wingers have always found stupid stuff to whine about. Whether mustard or a tan suit or ice cream … there’s no limit to their dishonesty and whining.

Joe will be jacked up with something.

trump: “Biden must take a drug test before the debate”.

Also trump: “ME? Take a drug test?! Never! If you make me I won’t go to the debate.”

OMG! Dr. Fauci has perfected an antidote to the dreaded ice cream brain freeze pandemic! Joe has been collaborating with Fauci in double secret trials! Sadly, there is no antidote to brain freeze and stupidity of GQP.

Only one of them required a week’s worth of training to learn how to stand for 90 minutes.

Someone should tell the Fat Orange Nazi that it’s Don Jr who’s snorting the white powder, not Joe!

The “philosopher” in residence says “training”, when STUDYING is much more accurate. There NEVER was a student who studied for a week before a 90 minute test, right?

Dr Feelgood Ronny Johnson gave the Trump admin all the drugs it could use.

It should be interesting what will be heard even when his mic is muted—maybe put them in soundproof booths…….and to think pachyderms are supposed to be one of the more intelligent of the large mammals!

A guy who likes ice cream? He’s got my vote.

74,000,000, are you really that scared?:

If Biden refuses a blood test before and after the debate, he is admitting he has been drugged.

The Right thought it perfectly fine when their Saint Reagan kept jelly beans on his desk, and Bush Sr. refusing to eat broccoli like a six year old. But somehow Biden eating ice cream is a travesty.

Elephant for a mascot for trump is physically correct. Cognitively, not so much.

Joe needs to bring a bathroom scale with him to the debate.. and when trump challenges him to a drug test, respond with a request to have trump stand on the scale.

Ice cream – the breakfast of champions!

Biden’s approach to debate preparation involves dedicating a week to study intensively, aiming to present his ideas effectively and anticipate Trump’s responses for effective rebuttal, with the objective of impressing voters with his ability to lead.

Trump’s version of debate prep is to pick fights with as many people who will be present as possible, since he knows there is no possibility of impressing anyone, and his only hope is to keep his MAGAts deluded by claiming his ineptitude is actually bias against him. And, when this is your definition of debate prep saying that you are going to lose on purpose is redundant.

A sugar rush? Horrors! /s

I notice the frog is employing the old “blame them for what we’re doing” scam. Adderrall is, after all, Dozy Don’s favorite friend. Him and his cocaine kid.

Of all the drugs that those 2 80ish guys might be taking before the debate, I myself (also 80) would kinda like to see furosemide among them.

I want whatever drugs the Republicans have! Clearly (by their own telling) drugs can turn a lame old man into a quick-witted, smart-talking juggernaut. I’ve had some that made ME feel that way, but never the ones that made other people see me that way. Set a bother up, would’ya?

When the MAGAs know that Trump is sure to make a lousy showing, they prepare by coming up with ridiculous excuses as to why he is going to lose. Trump is a loser in every way except for being an exceptional con-man. The MAGAs must prepare their ignorant base with something to explain why their man is a loser – it simply isn’t fair. The rigging is being done by them.

I still say Trump bails. Either he’ll accuse Biden of juicing and refusing to take a drug test or his bone spurs will act up.

“Brain enhancing dope in the ice cream…”?

No, that’s what you call “Jimmys” .

With sprinkles.

It’s amazing what Republicans and their pundits will turn into major scandals . . .

The Republicans are going to blame everything on Bidem, rather than dump the Clown they worship as a god.

Provigil ice cream, yum!

Again, it is on record from numerous sources that the Orange Fuhrer was snorting Adderall while POTUS. That is fine for Republicans but if Biden is on anything from a statin to an allergy pill, that’s cheating.

The cult who believes Mountain Dew cures Alzheimer’s.