Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 20, 2024

CAUTION! Ear worm alert.

hahahahahahah ahaha

Doctor of Swinecology

Yeah, for him, “I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner” could be a social faux pas, even if it’s in Pig Latin.

Or imagine an apple sticking out of your pie hole !!!!

At least it wasn’t, “It’s a Small World”. Oops, sorry.

Caution: You two shall eventually become Oscar Mayer wieners.

Hot dogs, Armor hot dogs. What kind of kids eat Armor hot dogs?

Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener.That is what I’d truly like to be.’Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,Everyone would be in love with me.

Oh, I’m glad I’m not an Oscar Mayer wiener.That is what I’d never want to be.Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.There would soon be nothing left of me!

Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Mayer wienerOooh~ oooh~Everyone would be in love with me

Can’t say I ever recall hearing the second verse

In case you forgot:

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,

That is what I’d truly like to be-ee-ee.

’Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,

Everyone would be in love with me.

The power of having a tv in the barn

If I had to be a hot dog, I guess Oscar Meyer would be the brand to be, because they’re actually awful, and I might survive longer, while people went for the better brands. Hebrew National is the best. And pigs don’t need to feel threatened by them.

Admittedly, if they have a jingle, I haven’t heard it.

Oink!

How old do you have to be to know what they are talking about?

For those of you now having trouble getting this son out of your head: Here’s the story . . . of a lovely lady . . .

That one is just swine with me….

Aren’t Oscar’s hotdogs all beef? Not necessarily all meat, but all beef.

Slipknot will take care of that for ya…

To the best of my knowledge, Oscar Mayer is the only company with two famous jingles; for the wieners and bologna.

Curses on you Wiley!

Could have been worse his patient could have been a baby shark instead of a pig.

only bad hot dogs are made using pork. Hot Dogs were originally made from veal. The best quality hot dogs are all 100% beef, as are Nathan’s Hot Dogs. that’s why most hotdogs are kosher.

“Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made.” —John Godfrey Saxe (1816-1887) American poet

As a kid, I parodied the jingle like this:

Oh, I wish I had Oscar Mayer’s wiener

Then all the girls would be in love with me!

To the Oscar Mayer bologna jingle:

Scientists have a way

Of messing around with DNA!

Most wieners are smaller than that.

Great. Now I’ve got the song ‘Timothy’ in my head.

Is a pig shrink the same as bacon?

Aren’t pigs sort of Pastis’s thing?

Oh, I wish I was an… … …

Be sure you are fully cooked or that ear worm might eat its way into your brain.

Now it’s stuck in my head…

I went to a Weinermobile appearance. The guy who played Little Oscar smoked.

A headshrink actually listening. I’d like the name and address, please.

“Keep it Oscar!”. Nah…not the same.

We don’t buy the cheapest but defiantly not the most expensive. Have not seen Armor around here, Oscar Mayer & Eckrich yes.

baby shark doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo

I mean……. then you have that in your head! Thank you.

A sausage for your thoughts !