Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 09, 2024

Our cows were named for keeping track of their milk and testing. BUT heaven forbid you change her stall! They owned that stall everyday. Try to get a cow in a new stall. I got out before milking palours came in. I bet they went thou hell getting the cows into one.

Scratch and sniff, yes. But it smelled like paper and glue.

That raised the question of why they’re called grasshopper mice instead of scorpion mice. A Google search shows that they mainly eat insects. A bonus fact is that these mice howl.

I hope I don’t start getting ads for grasshopper mice now.

But just wait ’til she finds out you have another cow on the side…

Whenever I post a letter or parcel, from France, I print off my own stamps, from La Poste website… I suppose I could always pop into the kitchen and warm up a baguette, in the oven… Although I’m not sure why…

All the other French stamps smell of garlic.

Having more than one cow may cause jealousy.

I think you might be missing a quart.

Guess it was not impressive enough to say the cows produce 125 more gallons of milk!

I want the job tending cows, I love them!

How many cows were in that research?

Might be OK with milk cows, but not with steers you plan to eat, unless you call them Wellington.

Once the United States Post Office issued a stamp honoring the age old profession of prostitution. It cost $.50 to buy but $10.00 if you wanted to lick it.

I saw a nature video that documented that grasshopper mouse. I was impressed -a quite vicious little creature!

1.96 euro is a lot of bread to mail a single letter

That mouse species is one to encourage

Now these are some good RBIONs. I like that bit about the cow, I love animals, and would like to see the dairy business become much more humane.

then shouldn’t it be called the scorpion mouse?

I name my steaks.

Yeah!! Guys use that tactic to get more …you know…. from their wives!