Close to Home by John McPherson for July 10, 2024

Dang, I coulda used that a few times. ;-(

Too bad he didn’t find that sooner.

And Bleeb wasn’t even around to smooth things over.

Who knew there was a black box?

That kind of evidence would shorten divorce court considerably!

Guys need SOMETHING to tell them what to do.

Serves him right!

Black boxes are actually orange.

I just wanted my tennis racquet. :)

Nobody cares about the black box until the disaster has happened. Unfortunately, he didn’t have onboard diagnostics that he could have checked or been warned, ‘Check Relation’ warning light.

And Tina took the only parachute.

In other words Doug, you did the exact same thing that she did…….but she didn’t like it.

A thorough forensic accounting is always the most highly anticipated part of a break up!

This is a great idea. But opening the black box could be more like opening Pandora’s box.

Wish you knew then what you know now.

Hope you are okay Dobie!!!!!!!!!!

:)

After all these years I always think in terms of the legendary black box of electronics diagrams. I guess this is what the FAA looks for.

Now you tell him?

Dougs’ problem is that he’s an average +- looking guy. If he were an 8 or higher, he’d get away with all this and then some, AND Tina would still be falling all over herself for him.

“Pull. Up. Terrain!”