Close to Home by John McPherson for August 04, 2024

Adm. Ackbar..

Just fiddling around again.

they put a hole in one…golfer

I think playing through IS the wise decision to make here. Move along.

Hey look, we found Ivana.

skchmorp…

No longer a trap. Officially it’s now called a bunker, at least according to the PGA. Also, water isn’t water, it’s a penalty area. We’ll have new signs printed.

He probably took one too many mulligans.

I don’t about you, but I’m turning’ in my cart, hittin’ the pro shop for some new toy that I just can’t live without, then I’m hittin’ the lounge for a drink… ‘cause apparently someone tore a hole in the space/time continuum and we were about to play through a 1940’s gangster movie!

Bogie got a bogey.

Embedded balls. Can I get a ruling, Judge?

Jimmy Hoffa?

3rd hole at Overpeck Golf Course, Teaneck NJ.

I’m hearing Sgt Shultz. “I see nothing! NOTHING!”

Played in New Jersey last year just outside NYC and worried about this and many other possibilities.

yeah, pass…

Columbus Park Golf Course, Chicago Illinois, 1964.

For Bleeb fans, this is a (very good) rerun from 2013 BB (Before Bleeb).

Ivana see what they buried.

Wiseguys eh? Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!!

Inflationary unit price for concrete forced them into previously unthinkable avenues for disposal.

Shoulda listened when he was told it’s a trap. :)

You’ve got to be a real piece of work to bury someone on a golf course.

Or…just go home!

A mob zen garden perhaps?

Hoffa good day.

A very grave situation.

There are two golf courses in Brooklyn. Both have been used by the mob as dumping grounds for dead bodies. Seriously.

Most people play for years without getting a hole in one. These guys put one in a hole all the time.

Yes and don’t be bothered with cries for help in that pile. That’s the, uh seashells talking

Anytime a bunker is declared “ground under repair” is a good day for me.

What? Ain’t nuttin’ here ta see. Move along!