Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 13, 2024

Gotta be kaz!

I was still thinking Gil could win until he mentioned what qualities this year’s winner has.

Kaz should be favored because of tenure as a HEAD coach. And award to Martinez has already checked PC box.

It’s Coach Kim!

And they had to stretch it out another week.

Monday: “And the winner is… None of the Above?”

And the winner is Miss Venezuela (try and spell it!)

“…Miss Colombia! I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. It’s Miss Philippines.”

And in all reality , there is no one winner , we’re all Winners . Participation Trophies for Everyone ! The Bar is Open !

Silly Snarkers! There can be only one, this year: Mother Goose!!!

“None of the above!”

Candidates are Toe, Tays and Perm? By golly it’s Tod Andrews. Someone who actually shows up and cares.

Tod Andrews would be a great pick. I’m still picking Coach Kim. The writers are probably fishing for answers cause they don’t know who to pick.

And now that I have the day right -— another Saturday cliffhanger ????

“Me!”

“…Mimi’s golf coach!”

P4 “It’s me again! Get out of here all you losers!”

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

[getting increasingly agitated] Wait, who won it? Who is the winner?? [calming down] Oh, right, it’s a literary device to create suspense, we’ll find out tomorrow, that’s fine, I can wait [suddenly getting agitated again] Oh NO it’s SATURDAY, Gil Thorp doesn’t run on Sundays, I gotta wait till Monday, HOW AM I GONNA WAIT TILL MONDAY

P 4: “ it’s no one!…. You all suck!..,”

And then just in. There is a silly rumor going around the majority of the COTY committee members have formed a “secret” ABM (anybody but Milford) coalition to ensure the streak comes to an end.

the blind pitching coach has already filed a discrimanation suit

wheres the coach who goes to leos barber who was gonna call the comissioner on tobe oh another story never finished

dam cami you couldnt trim your mustache

Wait, is that last guy the one who got punched in the stomach? I guess he did motivate his players off the field, but I don’t think that’s what they meant. And speaking of motivating, I hope it doesn’t take much motivation to get you to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress com/2024/07/13/well-this-eliminates-gil/

“And the winner is… ME! I turned my wife into a pro golfer!”

The coach who said Inma can’t wrestle.

Gilbot9000 to Gilly: “Shut. Up. Give. The. Award. Dumba$$. You. Could. Be. Banging. Beth. Right. Now. If. You. Don’t. Want. To. I. Will.”

It’s Coach Coach from Cheers!

Meanwhile, back in Milford, Rod is waiting at the corner for Gil to pick him up for the next day tryouts.

“…ME!”