Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 16, 2024

“,,,there’s room for everybody…and—surprise surprise—they are.”

’cuz most are in the other place.

The limitlessness of the imaginary.

Actually, if you take the dimensions mentioned in the Bible literally, there could be as much as a cubic kilometer for each resident.

Actually, it’s pretty sparse for humans, not many of us made it up here!

Define “Huge” ;-)

Heaven is not having to clean and paint.

Seriously? We can’t wait!

Unfortunately, Hell is MUCH MUCh bigger. Plus the road there is a lot wider. :( :(

There is a great Twilight Zone episode about “One man’s heaven is another man’s hell.” The whole episode features an old man in a rocking chair telling another one of his old stories and a punk kid pacing back and forth in the small room ranting about how he hates old men and their old stories.

In my Father’s House there are many mansions…

There have been over 100 billion people on Earth so the question is did all those who lived on earth before JC go to Hell? Then 3,500 years ago the Great Flood killed all but 8 people, did they all go to Hell too?

Wait. Are you saying there’s unlimited cloud storage?!

I hope they have the Internet and text messaging!

If by “dimensions” you’re referring to the (ahem) peurile Servant Girl theology of Revelation, you can stop salivating. One thing I’ve noticed about Christianity is that the exceedingly strict requirements for salvation more or less hinted at in the Gospels and Paul, and elaborated further in some early Christian communities, have over time become so lax the many “Christians” seem to think that avoiding murder and rape (and maybe even then) is your passport to heaven.