bacon by Lonnie Millsap for July 05, 2024

Amen

When the nurses are plugged, ringed and tattooed I get nervous.

I never felt the need to poke unnecessary holes in my body or to put ink under my skin. I have yet to see anyone’s body improved by either — certainly not enough to make me want to do it. But hey, to each their own.

I had a temporary tattoo on my right shoulder when I was vacationing in the Caribbean. Eventually it wore off and the thought of getting it on permanently never crossed my mind.

At least you can see where these people put the ring… There are others that I don’t want to see where they put it!

Unfortunately not.

And, we thank the good Lord that wearing full length robes is mandatory.

It’s not just hipsters. Goths do that, too.

As long as it’s fair trade gold…

At least it’s not hanging from a man-bun.