Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 31, 2024

air pumps would do

She goes on with that, she’ll weigh at least 200 pounds in no time. Don’t know how many kilos that would be.

Sounds like a plan!

Sounds oishii!

It’s a plan!

Gotta love it!

Whenever anyone has commented that I don’t look my age, my standard answer is that the fat fills in the wrinkles.

Aunty has a good one today.. chuckle..

Say, is that cake?

Is that the ‘Marie Antoinette Diet’?

My mom and her friends went by that advice, so then they developed double chins. When posing for pictures, they said, “Chin up!”.

Too many users of this plan

Hence the coining of the phrase, Over The Shoulder Bolder Holder.

That’s a lot of cake…..and purty sure it is not her birthday!!!!

… and ice cream…you forgot ice cream!

Hear that sound, Aunty? That’s your pancreas screaming for mercy.

No thanks, I’ll stick with beer.

This is why people who can afford it use face-filler, which is area-specific. No one really cares about wrinkles on their ankles “filling out”.

Too hot to turn the oven on.

we see lots of folks in these parts who rigorously follow that advice…