Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 19, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  about 2 months ago

    Bathing In Sarcasm

    My senior class trip is to a well-known amusement park that features a log-flume-style ride. I’m in the line when I overhear a woman in a group ahead of me speaking with a staff member. We’re almost at the front of the line, way too late to be asking these questions.

    Woman: “Will we get wet on the ride?”

    Staff Member: “Yes, absolutely!”

    The woman pauses for a moment, clearly in thought.

    Woman: “How wet?”

    The staff member obviously has one of those moments where the internal filter fails.

    Staff Member: “Have you ever taken a bath?”

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    seanfear  about 2 months ago

    tsk, you need more RAMs

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    Aimless Melissa   about 2 months ago

    Take your time!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Ooh, I can’t wait./s

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Upgrade your hardware.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 2 months ago

    I had an unmarried aunt who thought her sarcastic comments were clever. She was that way even with her other nephews. I wondered why she was like that. When I was older, that kind of behavior did not impress or entertain me. I always just remembered the mean things she used to insinuate when as a child I could not reply in response. If adults can be considered snotty, that what she was. She died a few years ago, and that’s unfortunately mainly what I recall of her.

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    CorkLock  about 2 months ago

    She is full of sarcasm – all 225 fatty pounds of her.

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    jango  about 2 months ago

    I think that AAs brain is spooling.

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    dflak  about 2 months ago

    I love sarcasm and can be a master of it.

    The best sarcasm I can conjure up is “black propaganda” in which I take the side of my opponent and then make his case in the most ludicrous manner possible exposing his fallacies along the way.

    The other method I use is the “left handed compliment.” So-and-so is not flip-flopping, he’s not wishy-washy, he’s not confused, he’s not indecisive, he is not avoiding the issue, he is not spineless in taking a position, he is not changing directions faster than a weathervane caught in a tornado, he is not afraid to take a stand; he’s just being open-minded.

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    rockyridge1977  about 2 months ago

    …..must be running a little slow today……over load?

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    Slow day, Aunty?

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    pheets  about 2 months ago

    I don’t have to wait for mine..

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Haven’t had your coffee yet? Usually your quicker than that.

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    wildlandwaters  about 2 months ago

    yeah, I hate when that happens, when someone says something, and you think of a good comeback at 3 in the morning!

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Slow day in the snappy comeback dept.?

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    wirepunchr  about 2 months ago

    It takes a few when she has so many to choose from.

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    Jml58  about 2 months ago

    Time for me to go elsewhere.

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    dbrucepm  about 2 months ago

    Auntie is getting loaded

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