1 and Done by Eric Scott for July 04, 2024

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    He will turn your blood to wine.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Math wasn’t exactly his strong suit. Five loaves of bread and two fish will not feed 5,000 people who are seated at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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    Potamus  3 months ago

    Pointing to each apostle, “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12! Doo doo doo doo doo…”

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    And Jesus asked Him one time “Do you love Me?” 1, 2, 3 times

    Peter responded, “You know I love You.” 1, 2, 3 times.

    Jesus said, “Feed (or take care of) my sheep (or lambs).” 1, 2, 3 times.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    ONE!

    ONE JOKE.. Ah Ah!

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    Old Tarf Premium Member 3 months ago

    Two whales and five tons of whole wheat bread.

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    rklittle Premium Member 3 months ago

    salam alaykum

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    If only it would have been The Commodores instead of the apostles.

    Thanks for the times that you’ve given me

    The memories are all in my mind

    And now that we’ve come to the end of our journey

    There’s something I must say out loud

    You’re once, twice, three times a denier

    And I’ll suffer for you

    Yes, you’re once, twice, three times a denier

    And I’ll suffer for you

    I’ll suffer for you

    When we were all together, the moments I cherish

    Being painted together at a table

    To lead you, to fool you, to deceive you, to con you

    There’s nothing to keep us apart

    You’re once, twice, three times a denier

    And I’ll suffer for you

    I’ll suffer for you

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    Buoy  3 months ago

    Can you tell me how to get, how to get to salvation street…

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