Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 12, 2024

Don’t have a cow, man!

Utterly delightful.

I have no beef with that joke. Funny!

Milkin’ the ol’ cow jokes, eh?!

Don’t forget to tip.

I don’t want to have a cow…

I’m an old cow hand from the Rio Grande, wait, cows have hands?

Why do we need to appreciate cows? They bring methane from their burps.

“I’m gonna take her out and get her Tipsy”

Hey, Dave! How come you never draw Oreo cows? (Where the markings spell out “Oreo”)

C’mon to Wisconsin and smell our dairy air.

Yipee yie yo, cow pattie!

Cow-abunga! There I appreciated a cow!

I appreciate steers routinely… mostly Ribeye, T-bone, ground beef, actually I just appreciate it all!

Well now yer really milking it!

Got a good laugh out of this one, thanks.

Very funny!!

Nice play on the Beatles’ lyrics.

MIlk it, Dave, milk it!

Great set of teats. :)

As an udder expert, I note that this cow has either 5 teats or 3 teats and a pair of eyes. Which is it, Dave?

It’s that time of year for cow pie throwing contests where you can throw as many as you want. The only rule is you have to lick all your fingers after each throw …!

Boo! :D

Are you wishing us a happy day of cow appreciation, or are we to appreciate only happy cows?

Ha! Just Milk it for all it’s worth!

An udderly amazing day!

♪♪…attracts me like no udder lover ♪♪

Thank you, cows – for milk and butter and cheese and especially ice cream. Thank you for ground beef and leather and jello.

What do you call a cow who has had an abortion?

“The cows are up in arms, they’ve left their fields and barns, they’re marching from their homes because…kids don’t drink enough milk!” (from an old advertisement).

Loving the double pun today.

Ha! I knight thee Sir Loin of Beef.

Today, July 13th AND by default, is

“Check Out REALITY CHECK Day” …!

You know I beleive a cow…(musical notes here)