Close to Home by John McPherson for July 19, 2024

watching Tom & Jerry galore, eh?

A most un-sieve-alized predicament.

I hate when that happens.

I finger we can treat this.

Seeing all that green spurting out of him, I was reminded of these old song lyrics:

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,Mutilated monkey meat,Little birdie’s dirty feet,Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,And I forgot my spoon.

Stay hydrated!

Ernie Kovacs did a take off on this idea. Two cowboys face off and fire about 30 rounds (from 6 guns) at each other. Neither falls. One puffs on his cigar and smoke spurts out from a myriad of holes in his body.

Ew.

Bleeb has that scrubs problem again. Sigh.

Take advantage of the syndrome: The doctor should wait until the patient is down to his target weight before plugging the leaks.

I’ve seen that in cartoons my whole life, but I didn’t believe it was real!

But now… I’m convinced it is!! ☻

SUSPECTED???

Looks like a drug OD… he’s dropping acid.

That can’t be right! All the new diseases these days don’t have names, they’re all letters and numbers. For example, this should be LGS.

The patient doesn’t believe intestine for bowel disease.

Hard to con-sieve how this happened. :)

DUH!

He is a holey man.

Ha! Don’t you hate when that happens?!

A little Spackle should take of it.

Looks like a pretty severe bile leak! Grade 5 gallbladder laceration?

Excuse me, I’ve gotta take a leak.

Now that he has a diagnosis, insurance will pay for the spackling. Plus bandages, if he’s lucky.

Too much Mountain Dew