Close to Home by John McPherson for July 20, 2024

“Oooh, sorry. You’ve failed the entrance exam.”

Vengeance Is Mine Says The Lord

Bleeb is wishing him well.

Be sure to put “Whimpering Dork” in the proper place on the form.

Dude. You can’t have the halo and do that.

Sorry, too much enthusiasm!

How did all these characters get their halos??? They seem to be of vindictive nature.

Heaven: All the knee-high clouds, seagull wings, and personal Frisbees Rings® you could ever want! Why would you want to leave?!

Bleeb is well positioned for some heavenly views as the new arrivals pass through.

I can think of a few people I’d like to come back and haunt.

That would be Heaven sent.

Doesn’t matter, he’s alive and you’re not.

He wants to say “Boo!”, as well as “ Boo hiss!”.

Not a very heavenly concept.

Yes, I would say that kind of attitude would keep you from heaven!

Lesson learned, says Bleeb. Do it now while you’re still alive. Oh, and do put in on YouTube! :)

and these guys are angels?!?

That’s not the attitude that God wants in Heaven, He wants us to forgive.

So much bad theology here.

He’s an angel?