Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 18, 2024

All artists and writers think you’re trash for this, Verne.

I’ve taught A.I. to sit, shake, roll over, and fetch.

How to know when actual intelligence has been achieved.

I typed Verne’s search verbatim into perplexity . ai, and it responded with:

Eat This or Die

Here is a list of five healthy snack options that your friend can enjoy without feeling sick:

1. Fresh fruit salad with a drizzle of honey

2. Roasted chickpeas with a sprinkle of sea salt

3. Homemade trail mix with nuts, seeds, and dried berries

4. Cucumber slices with a creamy avocado dip

5. Greek yogurt with a sprinkle of granola and fresh berries

Forget it, Verne, not even A.I. would help RJ learn to eat healthier.

Now if only we could teach A.I to stop stealing jobs.

A.I. knows R.J. all too well.

Now that’s intelligence, artificial or not!