Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for July 09, 2024

Weenus, don’t be surprised to get a bill from Eightball. You are making no cents.

I thought that would have been pantyhose instead of lettuce.

Change comes from within. In my case, it’s because I swallowed so many pennies when I was a kid.

That tag line wasn’t worth two bits.

I knew a guy on the varsity football team. His parents spent thousands of dollars to send him to college, and they only got a quarterback.

that’s what you get when you start by saying ‘penny for your thoughts’

Oh no! Why’s Mr. Wriggly in that cell?