Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 20, 2024

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 2 months ago

    Try to treat each other the way you wish they treated you.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Or whatever was in or on that needle

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Or he’s going to spend the next 6 hours counting unicorns.

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Just pretending it was tetanus.

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    jmworacle  about 2 months ago

    Hope he doesn’t suffer any brain damage.

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    Freebyrd1  about 2 months ago

    Why doesn’t the Wiz magic the trash away. Then everyone on the beach would benefit. Although I’d like to find a way to punish the people who left it there.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    It’s also for hepatitis.

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    oldthang  about 2 months ago

    How did the syringe get pulled through the towel without even disturbing the towel?

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    CementerAD5  about 2 months ago

    If I got jabbed by a used needle,, a tetnaus booster would NOT be my first, and major worry.I used to think about the “sterile conditions”, and IF the needle that the nurse was using to take a blood sample was NEW and Unused, when I was working in Khazackstan, China, and some ot the other 4th world s**thole countries that I was in.

    A friend of mine told me about the hospital at the BP/Amoco facility in Ras Shukier, Egypt, when he was there in the mid 1980’s. I never had the opportunity to have need of the hospital when I was there in the late 1990’s, early 2000’s.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    What’s the point of having a needle disposal box?

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    A Common 'tator  about 2 months ago

    French beaches are immaculate…

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Me is never knews there tetanus booster in ancient times.

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    will.pittenger1  about 2 months ago

    He could’ve cleared the beach with magic. Why sit first?

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    rockyridge1977  about 2 months ago

    Will not be able to donate blood!!!!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago

    And has AIDS

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    mfrasca  about 2 months ago

    Should have used PrEP before going to a New Jersey beach.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Well, ain’t that a beach!

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 months ago

    People who leave their trash at the beach are more trashy than the trash they’re leaving.

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    flemmingo  about 2 months ago

    It’s terrible to find this crap on our beaches. These freighters dump their trash in our oceans but it eventually washes up on shore. Rather than pay for disposal, they dump.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 2 months ago

    Got poked picking one some up, now I have a year HIV/AIDS test cycle

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    Bruce1253  about 2 months ago

    Wiz you are now in serious trouble. Best head to the nearest ER ASAP, take the needle with you.

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    Strawberry King  about 2 months ago

    Dirty needle. Not good.

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    waes-hael  about 2 months ago

    Well.., THAT’s horrifying! The stuff of nightmares…

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Who knew that the Kingdom of Id was in the US?

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    stamps  about 2 months ago

    I’d be more worried about HIV.

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    E. Z. Louie  about 2 months ago

    Must be New Jersey

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    kathleenhicks62  about 2 months ago

    Looks like an old joke-. . . . .

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Hope it’s not a half-full hypodermic, the used portion a fatal dose of fentanyl-laced heroin.

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    eced52  about 2 months ago

    Don’t think that for a tetanus shot Rodney.

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    joannesshadow  about 2 months ago

    Note to humanity: the world is not your personal garbage dump.

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    eddi-TBH  about 2 months ago

    Cheers to those who participate in annual beach cleanups.

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