Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 19, 2024

Bad “judgment” call.

Dang! I Hate it when that happens!

“The” worm. There is a severe worm shortage around here.

Aren’t there any other worms?

We only put out one worm a day, so if you snooze, because of booze, well then you loose, so learn to cruise..

The late bird can order pizza.

It took advantage of the early bird special.

But the second mouse got the cheese.

The early bird tried to get the worm, but the worm had gone fishing.

You’re out of the pecking order.

If that’s a hotel room, see if room service offers worms.