Okay… a fresh body! Tall, muscular, gorgeous hair… but a voice that would shame Tiny Tim and Mickey Mouse. And acting skills that couldn’t get you hired at Chucky Cheese. No? Then how about a diseased body that makes durable adults vomit and children scream and cry? Oh… wait… that’s Deadpool. How about a body that is completely Purple! You would be constantly plagued with people singing about being hunted and eaten!
opjagdad 4 months ago
Sounds like an arc
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 4 months ago
Sorta like Catch-22.
GumbyDammit223 4 months ago
Gary: Mmmmm! Extra hazelnut in my coffee!
I Mad Am I 4 months ago
Okay… a fresh body! Tall, muscular, gorgeous hair… but a voice that would shame Tiny Tim and Mickey Mouse. And acting skills that couldn’t get you hired at Chucky Cheese. No? Then how about a diseased body that makes durable adults vomit and children scream and cry? Oh… wait… that’s Deadpool. How about a body that is completely Purple! You would be constantly plagued with people singing about being hunted and eaten!
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
Travis has all the time in the jar to ponder and plot
SofaKing Premium Member 4 months ago
I always assumed Travis had a body until Leopold got ahold of him.
6turtle9 4 months ago
Deep Thoughts, by Travis Kierkegaard.
Impkins Premium Member 4 months ago
Jane Mansfield would work. :)
Gonzojr 4 months ago
Nice try Travis, but you know you can’t fool the li’l monster.
willie_mctell 4 months ago
I feel a novel coming on.