Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 17, 2024

I am serious, and don’t call me Shir—oh, you didn’t say that, nevermind.

And they tried to make Mexico pay for it!

“Are you serious? Only one hundred billion? Who are you, Dr. Evil?”

A small price to pay for so many yuks.

Results are still debated.

“Are you serious? We don’t deal with such small amounts.”

Why protect when we can lets em comes in and makes crop circles everywhere.

With robots not perfected yet, maybe they/ll be an improvement.

In the original storylines, Agent X didn’t come in until later after all the other characters had been established.

“I’m Agent X, formerly known as Agent Twitter.”

I appreciate this background since I came to it late

That’s also the name of the new program that feeds, houses, educates and insures illegal migrants.

Why do we need protection, when Joe Biden lets illegal and space aliens free acess to our country?

This reminds of a scenario I made up to explain how the Australian Comedy Actor Yahoo Serious chose his name.

A Casting Agent is looking at his Bio and yells “Is this Yahoo Serious?”

Now he can say “why yes, yes it is…” ☺

Hey, they included the Library of Congress in their illustration!

“If we get hammers and toilet seats from local retailers we can do it for $75 billion.”

At least it doesn’t look like a small moon!

LOL wouldn’t it be funny if aliens really came to Earth, and it turned out they wanted to trade what we consider their advanced technology for what we consider the equivalent of trinkets and beads? “Can I have that Deadpool bobblehead? I’ll let you have this plasma converter!” “Ooh, is that a genuine Lake Superior agate? I’ll trade this ARC reactor for it!” LOL And of course, they’re thinking, “Wow, these dumb Earthlings are trading away their rare things for these common gadgets! Hyuck, hyuck!”

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew it!

Now that I finally know, I can rest in peace.

A hundred billion here, a hundred billion there, pretty soon you’re talking about real money.

“Are you serious?”

“No, I’m Agent X!”

C’mon. We all know it was named after Senator Ralph Umberto Sirius. :)

Then it will be the RU Serious 5 with the first three being destroyed and the fourth mysteriously missing. Then they’ll have to move the station to Deep Space when they build the ninth one.

So why did they sign off on it?

Roll Credits!

Makes sense

Ask for $100 billion, then you can get $10 billion, enough to build a spaceship.