Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 22, 2024

Small: He went on a “chopping” spree. Large: “Kiddie” bribe.

Funnel cakes and cotton candy.

Yes and yes.

All the axe murderers I know, they’re all real swingers..

Rodion Raskolnikov?

“Don’t make assumptions. These were from my mommy.”

Large: the Lamborghini is in valet parking and the yacht is moored in the Bahamas.

let’s make a deal…

Laughing at both of these. Maybe I do need therapy?

Small: ‘’Ax me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.’’

Large: Looks like any circus court.

Yes and Yes! ㋡

Lizzie Borden’s’ son……………how did she figure that one out!!!!

Caption 1: Not just very good, axe-ellent.

Is that DJTs former lawyer in the witness box?

However good you might have been, you are a baaaaad boy. Satan is a waiting for you…..

He was a cut above the rest.

Unfortunately, you didn’t make the final cut. :)

Taffy is more effective at stifling testimony.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Small: There’s a chance he run into people he axed.

Will he axe for a Reprieve?

Looks like a pretty sweet deal.

They tried to pin multiple axe-murder charges on me, but they finally had to admit each was a case of self-defense. The axe always attacked me first.

He wasn’t a very good axe murderer. He couldn’t cut it.

A very good deal.

I hope the witness got to to the circus and Disneyland too. He looks ridiculously happy hugging his bear and eating ice cream. Gave me quite a laugh. Thanks.

He drives a hard bargain!

2nd panel: an ice cream cone, balloons, an’ a teddy bear?! … I woulda held out for more than that! (at least a big wad of cotton candy!)