bacon by Lonnie Millsap for July 15, 2024

I prefer the sober leaves.

You forgot the squatting down to drink lessons.

Never lay down, it’s a b!tch trying to get back up.

They have to spread their front legs way out to get their heads down low enogh to drink from a waterhole.

…an’ then we go play Limbo! Woohoo!!

Also, don’t join the NBA. It’s fairly easy money, but you won’t get any respect.

Tuning in distant stations with your horns