Every skydiver relies on that parachute app. It’s so much more convenient than one of those huge nylon things that have to be carefully folded after each use.
A proper catapult would have horizontal crossbar (positioned right about where you see the “T” in “parachute”) that would snap the lever arm to a halt and result in the contents of the bucket being hurled forward. As it is, without that crossbar, this guy is destined to be splatted into the dirt about 5 feet in front of the undercarriage.
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
Make sure the catapult isn’t from ACME!
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
Looks more like a splatapult to me.
ꜝ about 1 month ago
“in case of a ‘water landing’, your seat may be used as a floatation device⠄⠄⠄ "
Nuke Road Warrior about 1 month ago
Thank you for flying Air Roma.
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Definition of feudal futility.
Doug K about 1 month ago
Yeah. Uh … … They do know I’m coming, right?
comixbomix about 1 month ago
I thought it said, “luggage app”.
uniquename about 1 month ago
When the Trojan Horse doesn’t work.
uncle snipe about 1 month ago
I suspect there’s a proper french taunting in their future.
whelan_jj about 1 month ago
Every skydiver relies on that parachute app. It’s so much more convenient than one of those huge nylon things that have to be carefully folded after each use.
whelan_jj about 1 month ago
Where’s F&E???
InTraining about 1 month ago
Evel Knievel’s great-great-grandfather…?
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 month ago
Instead of an inflight movie, study your language manual.
paulprobujr about 1 month ago
He forgot it was his job to design and build a parachute.
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 1 month ago
Did you remember to put your ID and next-of-kin numbers in the splatter proof baggies and hang them around your neck?
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
He’s was planning on getting his language app from Babel.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 month ago
A proper catapult would have horizontal crossbar (positioned right about where you see the “T” in “parachute”) that would snap the lever arm to a halt and result in the contents of the bucket being hurled forward. As it is, without that crossbar, this guy is destined to be splatted into the dirt about 5 feet in front of the undercarriage.
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
Is it a working parachute?