Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 24, 2024

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    They later learned that they had misunderstood Bob; he was just going to visit his cousin Rob Banks on Monday.

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    bob123z  3 months ago

    would organized crime be better?

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    lavender headgear  3 months ago

    “No, no, no! I said leave the gun, take the cannoli!”

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    Need coffee  3 months ago

    Reservoir cats.

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    Sounds like a bunch of politicians at a convention.

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    Miles VanDelay  3 months ago

    Do a lot of bars serve coffee?

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    ImDaRealAni  3 months ago

    Guerilla Robbers!

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    Are we supposed to be counting something?

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Good one, Pastis!

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    SimonMaguire  3 months ago

    It’s a movie I always liked

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    Egrayjames  3 months ago

    These guys probably have a real job to cover their identities…..working for the Secret Service.

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    Slowly, he turned...  3 months ago

    Meet Louie "Not a Clue’ Sputz, and Tony " I Thought You Did it" Carload.

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    HaHa. Robbing a bank, but needs a reminder to bring the gun.

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    monya_43  3 months ago

    Bob must be the ringleader.

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    Crooks can be so incompetent.

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    Serial Pedant  3 months ago

    Try politics…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Secret Service guys on their side gigs?

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    IKnowIt! Premium Member 3 months ago

    I thought these were secret service agents making a protection plan!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    Disorganized Crime was a 1989 movie, a comedy, set in Montana. I enjoyed it but it was a box office flop

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    SquidGamerGal  3 months ago

    Man, those criminals are dumb! They’re blabbing out their heist in a crowded restaurant!

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    Bob has resigned, only he doesn’t know it yet

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    miztrniceguy  3 months ago

    Are they with the Biden Administration?

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    cmxx  3 months ago

    So much for GoComics’s attempt to squelch political comments.

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    mfrasca  3 months ago

    Clowns to the left of me.

    Jokers to the right.

    Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dumbfellas.

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    SusieB  3 months ago

    After getting tired from the Secret Service, times are tough

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    The modern way of robbing banks: Take out a loan from the bank and launder the money. Don’t make the loan payments, and when the bank sues you for default, they end up settling for a fraction of the loan amount. The rest is pure profit. And don’t worry about the bank you cheated, they’ll make it up by charging higher fees to their honest customers.

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    klapre  3 months ago

    This is in the same vein as “broad daylight” from last week. We never hear of disorganized crime.

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    Sir Isaac  3 months ago

    Another smile….the strips are on a roll today.

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    old_geek  3 months ago

    KAOS in action…

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    Ishka Bibel  3 months ago

    The GOP

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    dadlivonia  3 months ago

    Reservoir Cats?

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    Croc Holliday  3 months ago

    Used to be you’d rob the banks because that’s where the money is. Nowadays, cybercrime is where it’s at.

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    Code the Enforcer  3 months ago

    You mean … Neighbor BOB ??!! … :)

    (Side Hustle ??!!)

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    David_the_CAD  3 months ago

    Thank God for dumb criminals, may they all get dumber.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    I’d be calling in an anonymous tip.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    That’s the best kind of crime: The crime that can’t happen.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    They must’ve been kicked out of the Beagle Boys…..

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    “How are we going to hold up a back with gum?”

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Anyone else available for a Stephen Pastis Support Group Session?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dumb, and Dumber in a bar

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    mail2jbl  3 months ago

    Here comes an appearance on “World’s Dumbest Criminals” in 3…2…1…

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    Stormy The Cat  3 months ago

    no not really I don’t think

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    Amateurs.

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    old_geek  3 months ago

    “I don’t have a clue”

    Typical news outlet…

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    Keno21  3 months ago

    If these guys wash out of crime, they’ll have to take jobs with the Secret Service.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    The best splatteriest crime is disorganized. Surgical precision is boring.

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    unfair.de  3 months ago

    Republicans.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago

    Pig behaves just exactly the way you’d expect.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 3 months ago

    LOLOL

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    76noos  3 months ago

    NEIGHBOR BOB’S INVOLVED IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITY!!!!

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