The modern way of robbing banks: Take out a loan from the bank and launder the money. Don’t make the loan payments, and when the bank sues you for default, they end up settling for a fraction of the loan amount. The rest is pure profit. And don’t worry about the bank you cheated, they’ll make it up by charging higher fees to their honest customers.
BasilBruce 4 months ago
They later learned that they had misunderstood Bob; he was just going to visit his cousin Rob Banks on Monday.
bob123z 4 months ago
would organized crime be better?
lavender headgear 4 months ago
“No, no, no! I said leave the gun, take the cannoli!”
Need coffee 4 months ago
Reservoir cats.
B UTTONS 4 months ago
Sounds like a bunch of politicians at a convention.
Miles VanDelay 4 months ago
Do a lot of bars serve coffee?
ImDaRealAni 4 months ago
Guerilla Robbers!
enigmamz 4 months ago
Are we supposed to be counting something?
iggyman 4 months ago
Good one, Pastis!
SimonMaguire 4 months ago
It’s a movie I always liked
Egrayjames 4 months ago
These guys probably have a real job to cover their identities…..working for the Secret Service.
Slowly, he turned... 4 months ago
Meet Louie "Not a Clue’ Sputz, and Tony " I Thought You Did it" Carload.
win.45mag 4 months ago
HaHa. Robbing a bank, but needs a reminder to bring the gun.
monya_43 4 months ago
Bob must be the ringleader.
Ellis97 4 months ago
Crooks can be so incompetent.
Serial Pedant 4 months ago
Try politics…
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 months ago
Secret Service guys on their side gigs?
IKnowIt! Premium Member 4 months ago
I thought these were secret service agents making a protection plan!
[Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago
Disorganized Crime was a 1989 movie, a comedy, set in Montana. I enjoyed it but it was a box office flop
SquidGamerGal 4 months ago
Man, those criminals are dumb! They’re blabbing out their heist in a crowded restaurant!
mindjob 4 months ago
Bob has resigned, only he doesn’t know it yet
miztrniceguy 4 months ago
Are they with the Biden Administration?
cmxx 4 months ago
So much for GoComics’s attempt to squelch political comments.
mfrasca 4 months ago
Clowns to the left of me.
Jokers to the right.
Here I am stuck in the middle with you.
Willywise52 Premium Member 4 months ago
Dumbfellas.
SusieB 4 months ago
After getting tired from the Secret Service, times are tough
phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago
The modern way of robbing banks: Take out a loan from the bank and launder the money. Don’t make the loan payments, and when the bank sues you for default, they end up settling for a fraction of the loan amount. The rest is pure profit. And don’t worry about the bank you cheated, they’ll make it up by charging higher fees to their honest customers.
klapre 4 months ago
This is in the same vein as “broad daylight” from last week. We never hear of disorganized crime.
Sir Isaac 4 months ago
Another smile….the strips are on a roll today.
old_geek 4 months ago
KAOS in action…
Ishka Bibel 4 months ago
The GOP
dadlivonia 4 months ago
Reservoir Cats?
Croc Holliday 4 months ago
Used to be you’d rob the banks because that’s where the money is. Nowadays, cybercrime is where it’s at.
Code the Enforcer 4 months ago
You mean … Neighbor BOB ??!! … :)
(Side Hustle ??!!)
David_the_CAD 4 months ago
Thank God for dumb criminals, may they all get dumber.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 4 months ago
I’d be calling in an anonymous tip.
Goat from PBS 4 months ago
That’s the best kind of crime: The crime that can’t happen.
Godfreydaniel 4 months ago
They must’ve been kicked out of the Beagle Boys…..
Bilan 4 months ago
“How are we going to hold up a back with gum?”
zeexenon 4 months ago
Anyone else available for a Stephen Pastis Support Group Session?
Cameron1988 Premium Member 4 months ago
Dumb, and Dumber in a bar
mail2jbl 4 months ago
Here comes an appearance on “World’s Dumbest Criminals” in 3…2…1…
Stormy The Cat 4 months ago
no not really I don’t think
Strawberry King 4 months ago
Amateurs.
old_geek 4 months ago
“I don’t have a clue”
Typical news outlet…
Keno21 4 months ago
If these guys wash out of crime, they’ll have to take jobs with the Secret Service.
willie_mctell 4 months ago
The best splatteriest crime is disorganized. Surgical precision is boring.
unfair.de 4 months ago
Republicans.
elgrecousa Premium Member 4 months ago
Pig behaves just exactly the way you’d expect.
pamela welch Premium Member 4 months ago
LOLOL
76noos 4 months ago
NEIGHBOR BOB’S INVOLVED IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITY!!!!