Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2024

A tad

Not to mention judgmental.

Imagine what we can say about Ned.

Stupid Flanders!

And Ned is no better. If he actually had a life he wouldn’t feel the need to offer quite such detailed unsolicited advice about the lives of others.

Pig wasn’t depressed yesterday, so what does Ned know? Probably needs to look in the mirror.

More than a tad, Pig!

That’s what the curtains are for!

Maybe it pesky creeps like you that is keeps Pig away from peoples, Neddy.

There is one, or two, in every neighborhood. They are usually on the HOA committee.

Can’t wait till Ted tries that with Rat.

Get a life, Ned!

Nobody likes a nosy neighbor.

Ted offers window service

Depressed people are depressing.

Ned Talks.

Where’s Guard Duck when you have a snoop outside?

But Pig isn’t depressed. He’s such a ray of sunshine!

Self ‘help’: Here’s everything you’re doing, or not doing, wrong. I hope you feel better now.

With hair like that, he should refrain for commenting on other’s habits.

Probaly high up in the ranks of the HOA.

Ned, the disco called and they want their hair piece back

Wait Pig is a pig after all … is Ted an oxymoron?

You sit around. You drink another coffee. You read comics. Then wonder why nothing got done. {Task for the day clean up and declutter, maybe mow (rider) we’ll see.}

The empty bowl and can are going to make a big impression in Ned’s noggin.

Nosy neighbours, too may of ’em!!!

Kindly firetruck off, Ned!

Call the cops on nosey Ned

Neighbor Ned doesn’t know what he’s talking about; Pig is as happy as a clam.

Ouch! That felt personal.

Ted Talk Ted has escaped and is wandering around giving impromptu talks.

“You are really not alone if you have your rubber duck.”

When two cents is more than enough.

What a downer of a comic today.

That’s Ned the insurance salesman from Punxsutawney…(wearing a rug).

Ned, lose that perm!!

He’s only thinking of you.

Neighbor Ted needs a dose of reality, and Rat probably has a double barrel in his closet.

Understatement of the year.

My question for the day (although I know it’s comic physics): How’s he speaking without a mouth? Ventriloquism, maybe?

I’d punch out Ned if I had any self-esteem.

OK this ran on my birthday and that’s just mean.

The same can be said about Ned, judging by his inability to mind his own business. He’s obviously insecure, so he has to go out of his way to make other people feel insecure by being overly intrusive.