An elderly couple stands at the counter at the local burger joint. The man orders a deluxe burger, large fries, and a cup of decaf. The counter clerk turns to the woman and asks her what she would like.
“Oh, nothing for me, deary. My husband and I share everything.”
The clerk hits a key on the register and tells the couple that the cost of the meal is $4.98.
The old man reaches into his pockets and pulls out a handful of coins. Slowly and carefully, without a penny to spare, he counts out the exact amount and hands it to the cashier.
A young man standing behind the couple watches this. As the clerk assembles the couple’s order, he leans forward and says, “I’d be honored to buy you another burger and fries.”
The old man turns to the young man and says, “Thank you, but my wife and I share everything.”
The old man carries the tray of food to a table and they sit. Carefully, he cuts the burger in half, divides the fries into two equal portions, and passes half of the food to the woman. He sets the decaf in the center of the table so they can both reach it. Then he begins to eat.
A few minutes later, the young man sits down at the table next to them. As he gobbles down his food, he notices that, while the elderly man eats, the woman is quietly sipping decaf. When he looks at her food, he sees that she hasn’t eaten a single bite. Again, he leans toward the couple and says, “I really would be honored to buy you another meal.”
The old man says, “No, thank you. We share everything,” and calmly resumes eating.
“I just hate to see you go hungry,” the young man laments to the woman.
“Oh, I’m not going hungry,” the old woman says. “I’m waiting for the teeth.”
Come to think of it, this year marks the 40th anniversary of 2010, the sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey. That’s when the mystery of the monolith is finally solved.
wooleys2001 about 1 month ago
I’d love to see the pros use that driver!
pearlsbs about 1 month ago
Big catch: N.Y. couple reels in safe with estimated $80K in it while magnet fishing
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-york-couple-reels-safe-estimated-80k-magnet-fishing-rcna155725
jsimpso1 about 1 month ago
Arbie Bagostini. One time I was within 20 miles of Las Vegas. Gesundheit.
meowlin about 1 month ago
Bames Aane and Jarbie Kgostini.
In conjunction with Arby’s, Calloway designed a burger in the shape of a golf driver.
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
An elderly couple stands at the counter at the local burger joint. The man orders a deluxe burger, large fries, and a cup of decaf. The counter clerk turns to the woman and asks her what she would like.
“Oh, nothing for me, deary. My husband and I share everything.”
The clerk hits a key on the register and tells the couple that the cost of the meal is $4.98.
The old man reaches into his pockets and pulls out a handful of coins. Slowly and carefully, without a penny to spare, he counts out the exact amount and hands it to the cashier.
A young man standing behind the couple watches this. As the clerk assembles the couple’s order, he leans forward and says, “I’d be honored to buy you another burger and fries.”
The old man turns to the young man and says, “Thank you, but my wife and I share everything.”
The old man carries the tray of food to a table and they sit. Carefully, he cuts the burger in half, divides the fries into two equal portions, and passes half of the food to the woman. He sets the decaf in the center of the table so they can both reach it. Then he begins to eat.
A few minutes later, the young man sits down at the table next to them. As he gobbles down his food, he notices that, while the elderly man eats, the woman is quietly sipping decaf. When he looks at her food, he sees that she hasn’t eaten a single bite. Again, he leans toward the couple and says, “I really would be honored to buy you another meal.”
The old man says, “No, thank you. We share everything,” and calmly resumes eating.
“I just hate to see you go hungry,” the young man laments to the woman.
“Oh, I’m not going hungry,” the old woman says. “I’m waiting for the teeth.”
Bilan about 1 month ago
Why were James and Barbie fishing for magnets?
therese_callahan2002 about 1 month ago
Come to think of it, this year marks the 40th anniversary of 2010, the sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey. That’s when the mystery of the monolith is finally solved.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
Well I’m rather ham fisted anyway when I golf, I might as well have a hamburger driver.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Interesting today!
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
I wonder what kind of slice is in that driver, cheddar, Swiss?
judy about 1 month ago
Arby’s is not known for it’s burgers!
The Duke about 1 month ago
I thought Arby’s was famous for Roast Beef sandwiches?
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 month ago
Did Arby’s build the other half the burger driver for us lefties?
MichiganMitten about 1 month ago
They should replace the book. Why the cutesy response to property damage?
greenlynn Premium Member about 1 month ago
I am waiting for the banana wedge.
comicalUser about 1 month ago
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 30 days ago
They already invented the “club sandwich”
And the monolith is a failed casino hotel with dead bodies in it.