Close to Home by John McPherson for July 27, 2024

Heck! No!

Bleeb has been pale the last few days

Now that’s true love.

First you have to prove that you are not a robot !

Whoa now! That’s a little TOO personal.

and the code for your phone in case something happens

I guess that’s the Bleeb of Honor behind the bride

Awwww… how nice! it’s a marriage made in…

… the ether!

Including my browser history?

They do!

Especially the ones where they themselves are featured.

I DO

Brilliant, John

Maybe they should have done this before getting married, so they will know if they can deal with each other’s fantasies??

It seems kind of nice, in theory. But there may actually be some things that better left unknown.

Oh gosh, moving with the times!!!

Do you Bleeb……? :)

How can he talk with his mouth full of fabric?

“Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”

Nope! :)

The family that shares sordid websites together is ….. a bit weird.

Now I wonder what the Priest would know about sordid websites.

For sordid and for worse.

Ooooh that’s pushing it far lol

the true sign of our times

Webbing Vows.

’Til security certificate expiration do you part?

In sickness and health, fine… but this’d be a deal breaker for me!

Everyone deserves a little privacy.

That would violate the terms of service of those providers, plus it would constitute a means of coercive control where the other person can access your personal communication