B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 26, 2024

Such a coincidence … I’m rereading Lord of the Rings right now.

Hobbit out of there, sharpish. My precious…..

Don’t get Sauron my account.

They must have passed through the Wizard’s time travel gate, and made it to his secret mountain sanctuary.

The awful tower.

I hear they’re crazy enough to do the triathlon swimming in the river. They must be in Seine!

It might be murder to get to the Olympics, but it’s Mordor to get out of here…

Mordor 2028! Every questionable regime gets its own Olympics!

Must have been a long walk. No wonder he slept.

" I TOLD you to take that left turn at Albuquerque!"

I fell.

The Five Rings to Return to the Tower.

One does not simply walks into Paris.

Oh MY! BIG difference between the Olympic Rings and Lord of the Rings!

I didn’t think the Olympic flame would be THAT big.

From what I hear Mordor might be easier to get into than the locked down Paris and that right now it would be hard to tell the difference between the two.

“You have sent your rays and the torch was lit … now you, God Zeus bless all the peoples of the world with peace and crown those who have mastered the sacred contest.” From the invocation of the God Apollo

How could they be Sauron!?

I got an earful, and it was awful!

Ann❤️Eiffel? We ALL ❤️ Dearest Ann❤️Eiffel. And Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel and the ❤️Eiffelettes certainly are an eye full, boy howdy. Hubba Hubba.

If the bird falls off, does that mean the turtle dropped a dookey? Asking for a friend.

It’s not the Awful tower ! It’s an Awful Comic. Looks like the writer Lost His Funny !!!

They should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Five Rings to rule them all…

One does not simply walk into Mordor.

There may be some connection between the Eye Full tower of Muldoor and the Eiffel Tower of France in that there could’ve been friction between France and England at the time of the writing of the Rings Trilogy. But, that is a debatable topic of discussion.

So sometimes the D-bird flies the turtle to where he wants to go, and sometimes he rides on him?

Eye full for the eye opener!!!!!!!

Looks like it cropped up from Hunter Thompson’s Owl Farm.

There is an eye full tower in Coromandel New Zealand

We don’t want to go to war today, but the lord of the lash says neigh neigh neigh

We’re gonna march all day all day all day

When there’s a whip, there’s a way

Hobbit nabbed and taken to the wrong tower. Only Gandalf can save them now.

I think John’s a candidate for the Pun-itentiary!

Evil has been around a loooong time!

Dookey needs to soar on.

The Eye of Macron?

Take a left at Albuquerque.

Five rings to rule them all.

wow, don’t let Sauron see you

Symbol for the now useless dollar.

DOOM DOOM

I just thought of that theme music they play before a LOTR movie starts.

Should have taken a left at Gondor.

I watched the lighting of the cauldron and it took 4 hours like what

Babylon

dont waste you time…..